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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 3:13pm
by eumaas
that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 3:16pm
by BostonBeaneater
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:12pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Aug 2017, 2:23pm
Kory wrote:
31 Aug 2017, 12:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Aug 2017, 11:57pm
Kory wrote:
30 Aug 2017, 11:38pm


If you want to talk about a boring-ass game, we can talk baseball.
The Home Run > The 90 Minute Tie
The Bean Ball > The Flop
Swinging a bat > No hands allowed
I don't know why masses of points are so important. A tie means both teams were well matched and it kept your heart rate up. Watching teams get point after point is super boring because it means the game is easy.
Listen, you've the right to have your opinion on this and I respect that. I guess I just sort of feel sad for the life you'll miss watching this trash sport.
You're both watching something that amounts to the myth of Sisyphus. Nobody ever wins either sport. The counter gets reset at the end of the season.
You're right. A true sport should end with death.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 3:32pm
by eumaas
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:16pm
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:12pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Aug 2017, 2:23pm
Kory wrote:
31 Aug 2017, 12:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Aug 2017, 11:57pm


The Home Run > The 90 Minute Tie
The Bean Ball > The Flop
Swinging a bat > No hands allowed
I don't know why masses of points are so important. A tie means both teams were well matched and it kept your heart rate up. Watching teams get point after point is super boring because it means the game is easy.
Listen, you've the right to have your opinion on this and I respect that. I guess I just sort of feel sad for the life you'll miss watching this trash sport.
You're both watching something that amounts to the myth of Sisyphus. Nobody ever wins either sport. The counter gets reset at the end of the season.
You're right. A true sport should end with death.
absolutely. The entire losing team must die.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 3:53pm
by Flex
Then the winning needs to die after. Otherwise, they may tarnish themselves post-victory. All lives should end at the moment of maximum triumph. That is Sport.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 4:22pm
by Dr. Medulla
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:13pm
that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling
Curling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 4:29pm
by eumaas
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 4:22pm
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:13pm
that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling
Curling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
if you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guest

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 4:31pm
by Dr. Medulla
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 4:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 4:22pm
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:13pm
that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling
Curling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
if you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guest
You know what, wise guy, maybe I will!

*distracted by blue car*

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Oct 2017, 9:58pm
by Rat Patrol
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 4:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 4:22pm
eumaas wrote:
11 Oct 2017, 3:13pm
that being the case, the best option is to watch the weirdest shit you can find, which is likely curling
Curling is nineteen levels more boring than football(Nigel). A key part of the game is skill at a household chore.
if you can invent a weird sport that's actually fun, be my guest
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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 12 Oct 2017, 1:25am
by BostonBeaneater

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 12 Oct 2017, 1:29am
by BostonBeaneater

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 6:41am
by Rat Patrol
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges

Royal Mounted Police to declare BNL fans a violent street gang just like Juggalos.
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Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 7:06am
by Marky Dread
Rat Patrol wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 6:41am
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges

Royal Mounted Police to declare BNL fans a violent street gang just like Juggalos.
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"and said drugs or alcohol may have been a factor" fucking better be.

This should've been a cover up operation. :scared:

WTF Canada! Seems like eating too much Poutine has made you batshit bananas.

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 7:25am
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 6:41am
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ng-charges

Royal Mounted Police to declare BNL fans a violent street gang just like Juggalos.
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Florida sure seems tundra-y …

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 7:09pm
by Inder

Re: Oh Canada!

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 7:12pm
by Wolter
Inder wrote:
02 Dec 2017, 7:09pm
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely!"