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Canadian Woman's Funeral Procession Makes One Final Stop At Tim Hortons

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/t ... -1.3677459

The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.

Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.

I always stop for a coffee and a maple donut when I am in the great white north. Time Horton is a fun figure too; Hockey player, donut mogul, and drunk driver!



I gotta get drunk and drive my De Tomaso Pantera just like Timmy!

Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.

Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Spiff wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:The affection for and devotion to Tim's is something I will never understand about this goddamned country. It's fucking doughnuts and coffee, that's all.

Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

Losing your girlish figure, eh?

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

This statement is unabashed horseshit.

Spiff wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

Losing your girlish figure, eh?

Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?

BostonBeaneater wrote:This statement is unabashed horseshit.

You tell me the difference between a doughnut and a doughnut hole (aka Timbit).

Dr. Medulla wrote: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?

Wear your "World's Sexiest Grandma" T-shirt and you'll be golden!

Spiff wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote: Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?

Wear your "World's Sexiest Grandma" T-shirt and you'll be golden!

What! Above the CTC sweatshirt?

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Spiff wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Spiff wrote:Doughnuts?

Timbits or GTFO!

Shit's all the same, just in different form and size. Taste the same going in and widens the waistline in the same areas. Totally don't get any of that stuff.

Losing your girlish figure, eh?

Actually, I have been consciously losing weight over the past month. In the past six years, I've gained about a dozen pounds, so I'm getting back down (five pounds so far). I told B that by the time of my dissertation defence in the fall, I want to look emaciated. No one's going to give a hard time to someone with wasting disease, right?

BostonBeaneater wrote:This statement is unabashed horseshit.

You tell me the difference between a doughnut and a doughnut hole (aka Timbit).

Holes/Timbits/Munchkins:


Donuts:

Hortons, Dunkie, and Krispy Kreme all kind of suck. Good donuts are made at small shops in little towns. I probably have 6 donuts a year and feel nothing but joy when I eat them. This place rules:


The PB&J is sublime:

it me, the only southerner who prefers cake donuts