Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

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Mayonnaise - Nectar of the Gods or Himmler's knob cheese?

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Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2019, 1:25pm
BitterTom wrote:
13 Jul 2019, 7:42am
Bumping this to get knob cheese in the lead hopefully. Mayo adds nothing except an eggy fart odour. Stick with salad cream, mustard, brown or red sauce, branston. The list is endless, mayo can sod off.
The simple thought of it makes me retch. I hate hate hate it.
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I think I'd revise initial assessment of mayonnaise from "it's okay" to "it's good in the right conditions." I never reach for it for a sandwich or what-have-you, but I wouldn't shy away from its inclusion in restaurant orders or when a recipe calls for it. My preference to generally avoid it as a standard condiment is for health reasons rather than taste or aesthetic ones.
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How do people get past the smell?

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I have a huge issue with restaurants or prepacked food including it on the food rather than on the side. I think there's enough people that hate it to warrant NOT including it on everything, especially at American volume.
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Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2019, 1:51pm
I have a huge issue with restaurants or prepacked food including it on the food rather than on the side. I think there's enough people that hate it to warrant NOT including it on everything, especially at American volume.
After I realized too much mayo messes with my gut, I always request it on the side.

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Mimi wrote:
15 Jul 2019, 2:51pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2019, 1:51pm
I have a huge issue with restaurants or prepacked food including it on the food rather than on the side. I think there's enough people that hate it to warrant NOT including it on everything, especially at American volume.
After I realized too much mayo messes with my gut, I always request it on the side.
I always request without, but a lot of times it won't even be on the ingredient list.
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There are so many more preferable ways to commit suicide.
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There are so many more preferable ways to commit suicide.
You think Hoy could watch the whole thing?

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revbob wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 11:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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There are so many more preferable ways to commit suicide.
You think Hoy could watch the whole thing?
*I* couldn't!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 11:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 11:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 10:35am
There are so many more preferable ways to commit suicide.
You think Hoy could watch the whole thing?
*I* couldn't!
I have defended Mayo in the past, but conceptually that made me gag.
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I feel violently sick after watching that.

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BitterTom wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 1:34pm
I feel violently sick after watching that.
How are your guts in general, mate?
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Silent Majority wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 2:28pm
BitterTom wrote:
02 Sep 2019, 1:34pm
I feel violently sick after watching that.
How are your guts in general, mate?
Touch wood, no problems for over a week, cheers for asking. Results came back, nothing wrong with bloods. Other sample showed campylobacter, a bacterial disease which acts like a bad food poisoning from what I understood from my GP. Seems to have left my system finally though, touching more wood.

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