Douche of the Month Club
- Dr. Medulla
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A sushi story that my family likes to share. Two cousins of mine, brothers. Al taught English in Japan and Korea for, I dunno, five or six years, and was engaged to a Japanese woman. His brother, Dan, lived in Vancouver and was married to a rich and severely uptight bitch whom everyone in the family despised because she was both a snob and stupid as fuck (I never met her; many, many family members shared so many similar experiences meeting her, I have to assume they're accurate). Dan and wife fly to Japan for the wedding, and while out for supper with both families—i.e., Canadian and Japanese—she announces that nothing compares to Vancouver sushi. Japan's is okay, but, no, it is a pale imitation of true Vancouver sushi. As I was told, the atmosphere at the table became a heady mixture of appalled and embarrassed, with just a hint of oblivious. I suspect it would be like having supper with Wolter and declaring New Jersey barbecue to be the best in the world.
Happy ending: Dan later divorced his sushi expert.
Happy ending: Dan later divorced his sushi expert.
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Dan divorced his sushi expert and went to the parlor for a Happy Ending!Dr. Medulla wrote:A sushi story that my family likes to share. Two cousins of mine, brothers. Al taught English in Japan and Korea for, I dunno, five or six years, and was engaged to a Japanese woman. His brother, Dan, lived in Vancouver and was married to a rich and severely uptight bitch whom everyone in the family despised because she was both a snob and stupid as fuck (I never met her; many, many family members shared so many similar experiences meeting her, I have to assume they're accurate). Dan and wife fly to Japan for the wedding, and while out for supper with both families—i.e., Canadian and Japanese—she announces that nothing compares to Vancouver sushi. Japan's is okay, but, no, it is a pale imitation of true Vancouver sushi. As I was told, the atmosphere at the table became a heady mixture of appalled and embarrassed, with just a hint of oblivious. I suspect it would be like having supper with Wolter and declaring New Jersey barbecue to be the best in the world.
Happy ending: Dan later divorced his sushi expert.
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She gutted him badly in the divorce, so the only happy ending was his sanity. Last I heard, he's lawyerin' for the human rights commission. Good for his soul, less so for his bank account.BostonBeaneater wrote:Dan divorced his sushi expert and went to the parlor for a Happy Ending!Dr. Medulla wrote:A sushi story that my family likes to share. Two cousins of mine, brothers. Al taught English in Japan and Korea for, I dunno, five or six years, and was engaged to a Japanese woman. His brother, Dan, lived in Vancouver and was married to a rich and severely uptight bitch whom everyone in the family despised because she was both a snob and stupid as fuck (I never met her; many, many family members shared so many similar experiences meeting her, I have to assume they're accurate). Dan and wife fly to Japan for the wedding, and while out for supper with both families—i.e., Canadian and Japanese—she announces that nothing compares to Vancouver sushi. Japan's is okay, but, no, it is a pale imitation of true Vancouver sushi. As I was told, the atmosphere at the table became a heady mixture of appalled and embarrassed, with just a hint of oblivious. I suspect it would be like having supper with Wolter and declaring New Jersey barbecue to be the best in the world.
Happy ending: Dan later divorced his sushi expert.
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With a celtic font, no less.BostonBeaneater wrote:Smart man. There is a Crab House I drive by when I'm in Grand Rapids and it totally gives me the shivers.Kory wrote:Seafood in general is my favorite. I absolutely refuse to eat it if I'm landlocked, much to the chagrin of others with me, sometimes.
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Great. Now this is spliced into the lyrics of The Cure's "Fire in Cairo" and stuck in my head.BostonBeaneater wrote:SUSHI IN TUSCON is a good name for a record.
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Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?Flex wrote:On the plus side, he also hated degenerate bloodlines. So, you know, batting .500eumaas wrote:H. P. Lovecraft hated fish (no surprise there), and was a New Englander.
Shockingly, Colorado isn't a bastion of seafood consumption. Fucking Broncos fans.
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- Dr. Medulla
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Holy shit, Carrot Top is the affluenza kid's mother:
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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my god.Dr. Medulla wrote:Holy shit, Carrot Top is the affluenza kid's mother:
Got a Rake? Sure!
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I actually eat Rocky mountain oysters. They're good.JennyB wrote:Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?
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Wondering if Rocky Mountain Oyster is the same as. New Zealand Mountain Oyster?Flex wrote:I actually eat Rocky mountain oysters. They're good.JennyB wrote:Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?
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Depends. Are those testicles?101Walterton wrote:Wondering if Rocky Mountain Oyster is the same as. New Zealand Mountain Oyster?Flex wrote:I actually eat Rocky mountain oysters. They're good.JennyB wrote:Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?
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Yep sheep.Wolter wrote:Depends. Are those testicles?101Walterton wrote:Wondering if Rocky Mountain Oyster is the same as. New Zealand Mountain Oyster?Flex wrote:I actually eat Rocky mountain oysters. They're good.JennyB wrote:Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?
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As far as I know, they are the same then.101Walterton wrote:Yep sheep.Wolter wrote:Depends. Are those testicles?101Walterton wrote:Wondering if Rocky Mountain Oyster is the same as. New Zealand Mountain Oyster?Flex wrote:I actually eat Rocky mountain oysters. They're good.JennyB wrote:Rocky Mountain oysters don't count?
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Bull testicles in Colorado, but same principle.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:Bull testicles in Colorado, but same principle.
"More testicles mean more iron!"
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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