I'd buy this record. It represents everything I stand for. The scum eating bottom crawlers deserve to be boiled/steamed alive. I will not eat him if he was not alive shortly beforehand. The only acceptable ways to prepare lobster for dinner are the following; steamed alive (traditional practice), boiled alive (inland method), or cut in half alive and cooked on charcoal (Providence style). If this all seems cruel to you, you're correct. The consumption of lobster is an exercise which demands the consumer stare straight into the horror of life. There are no lies here, you must crack the exoskeleton to feast on the delectable insides. You are a monster of the Earth too!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Feb 2021, 7:04pm
Hey, everyone, Unacceptable Lobster have a new album coming out!
Serve with:
Corn on the cob and similarly murdered soft shell clams (steamers, my favorite).
Fresh shucked oysters.
Yellow beer (Ballentine or Narragansett preferred).