I saw Tep today, a little worried about him...

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Hey, everyone, Unacceptable Lobster have a new album coming out!
I'd buy this record. It represents everything I stand for. The scum eating bottom crawlers deserve to be boiled/steamed alive. I will not eat him if he was not alive shortly beforehand. The only acceptable ways to prepare lobster for dinner are the following; steamed alive (traditional practice), boiled alive (inland method), or cut in half alive and cooked on charcoal (Providence style). If this all seems cruel to you, you're correct. The consumption of lobster is an exercise which demands the consumer stare straight into the horror of life. There are no lies here, you must crack the exoskeleton to feast on the delectable insides. You are a monster of the Earth too!

Serve with:
Corn on the cob and similarly murdered soft shell clams (steamers, my favorite).
Fresh shucked oysters.
Yellow beer (Ballentine or Narragansett preferred).

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
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tepista wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
Even someone who names their kid Gome? That seems a wash right there.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:24pm
tepista wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
Even someone who names their kid Gome? That seems a wash right there.
I think that's the cop's kid name.

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revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:24pm
tepista wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
Even someone who names their kid Gome? That seems a wash right there.
I think that's the cop's kid name.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Yikes, citing a cop's kids' names?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:39pm
revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:24pm
tepista wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
Even someone who names their kid Gome? That seems a wash right there.
I think that's the cop's kid name.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Yikes, citing a cop's kids' names?
Yeah always a good policy to leave the kids out of it.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:24pm
tepista wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 3:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Feb 2021, 8:01am
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I will instantly side with anyone who calls police "the pork"
Even someone who names their kid Gome? That seems a wash right there.
I'm not so sure it isn't the pork that named his kid Gome.
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revbob wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 10:20am
I can do that, but I don't wanna.
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Kory wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 1:59pm
revbob wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 10:20am
I can do that, but I don't wanna.
Im unnerved just watching it. I was in Hawaii a few years back when they were having some really big waves 30 - 50 feet, but they were dwarfed by this its insane.

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revbob wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 2:13pm
Kory wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 1:59pm
revbob wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 10:20am
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I can do that, but I don't wanna.
Im unnerved just watching it. I was in Hawaii a few years back when they were having some really big waves 30 - 50 feet, but they were dwarfed by this its insane.
People are crazy.
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