Can you pull the cord out of his ass and make him say "I bet the Jews did it!"
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Probably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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RIght, but I just find it weird that something so damned lame would have enough legs that we'd find it useful to parody after all this time. Think of all the dumb catchphrases that have come and thankfully died away, yet his still endures?JennyB wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 10:03amProbably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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It's one of life's great mysteries.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 11:01amRIght, but I just find it weird that something so damned lame would have enough legs that we'd find it useful to parody after all this time. Think of all the dumb catchphrases that have come and thankfully died away, yet his still endures?JennyB wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 10:03amProbably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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In Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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What a gimmick!Kory wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 12:29pmIn Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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You can use it for anything...he's a smartguy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 1:25pmWhat a gimmick!Kory wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 12:29pmIn Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Oct 2018, 6:36amY'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
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Is that what after school specials are about these days?
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My kinda galBostonBeaneater wrote: ↑22 Oct 2018, 4:52pmI just wanted to give ya something to jag off to.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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The horror. The horror.
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Terrifying.
I have memories as a kid of being scared of escalators as there were some tragic accidents involving kids getting caught and strangled to death.
Thinking back not sure if it was true or one of those things your parents told you to stop you mucking about.