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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 9:40am
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Holy shit
Nightmare fuel of the kind only the 70's could produce.
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Can you pull the cord out of his ass and make him say "I bet the Jews did it!" :crazy:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
Probably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.
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JennyB wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 10:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
Probably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.
RIght, but I just find it weird that something so damned lame would have enough legs that we'd find it useful to parody after all this time. Think of all the dumb catchphrases that have come and thankfully died away, yet his still endures?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 11:01am
JennyB wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 10:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
Probably because we have all spent years ironically quoting it/making fun of it.
RIght, but I just find it weird that something so damned lame would have enough legs that we'd find it useful to parody after all this time. Think of all the dumb catchphrases that have come and thankfully died away, yet his still endures?
It's one of life's great mysteries.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
In Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.
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Kory wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 12:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
In Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.
What a gimmick!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 1:25pm
Kory wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 12:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Oct 2018, 6:36am
Y'know whenever I see anything weird that takes place in Russia, Yakov Smirnoff's voice pops in my head to create the lame punchline. How the hell has he achieved that kind of longevity?
In Soviet Russia, that kind of longevity achieves YOU.
What a gimmick!
You can use it for anything...he's a smartguy.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Ok
Is that what after school specials are about these days?

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revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 4:28pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Is that what after school specials are about these days?
I just wanted to give ya something to jag off to.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 4:52pm
revbob wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 4:28pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Oct 2018, 2:31pm
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Is that what after school specials are about these days?
I just wanted to give ya something to jag off to.
My kinda gal
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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The horror. The horror.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 3:28pm
The horror. The horror.

Terrifying.
I have memories as a kid of being scared of escalators as there were some tragic accidents involving kids getting caught and strangled to death.
Thinking back not sure if it was true or one of those things your parents told you to stop you mucking about.

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