Things I like about Millennials

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 5:24pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 5:31pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 5:36pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Kory » 30 Sep 2015, 5:53pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 8:34pm

Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...
I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 8:46pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2015, 11:07pm

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Welp...I'm off the wagon again. If anyone needs me I'll be out starting a new murder spree.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 01 Oct 2015, 3:13am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2015, 5:47pm

I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by eumaas » 02 Nov 2015, 5:56pm

tepista wrote:I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
The slang changes so goddamn quickly.

Apparently my own lingo is hopelessly archaic. I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2015, 6:00pm

eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by eumaas » 02 Nov 2015, 6:07pm

tepista wrote:
eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by tepista » 02 Nov 2015, 6:08pm

eumaas wrote:
tepista wrote:
eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.
It's not even slang, it's in the dictionary. That's like not knowing what an automobile is cuz no one call it that.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Nov 2015, 6:17pm

Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by 101Walterton » 02 Nov 2015, 6:20pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
Duberry (shortened to dubes) was the name given to anything you forgot the name of. It was like saying thingy.

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