Things I like about Millennials
Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 2:42pm
I played bar trivia last night and most of the teams were Millennials. None of them seemed to have a clue about anything that happened before 2001.
We won.
We won.
Dr. Medulla wrote:So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.BostonBeaneater wrote:Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.Kory wrote:I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.BostonBeaneater wrote:Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Well there's always a couple who are OK. Like non-raping priests and cops who don't murder.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.Dr. Medulla wrote:Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.Kory wrote:I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.BostonBeaneater wrote:Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Poseur. Turn in your fife and unicycle.Kory wrote:Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.Dr. Medulla wrote:Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.Kory wrote:I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.BostonBeaneater wrote:Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
Focus.
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
Focus.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.JennyB wrote:We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
Focus.
Dr. Medulla wrote:I plan on becoming a heroin addict.JennyB wrote:We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
Focus.