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Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 2:42pm
by BostonBeaneater
I played bar trivia last night and most of the teams were Millennials. None of them seemed to have a clue about anything that happened before 2001.

We won.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 2:48pm
by Dr. Medulla
So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 2:55pm
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?

This long time Dodgers manager was also a spokesman for slimfast...

I was the only one who got it.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 3:53pm
by Kory
I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:03pm
by BostonBeaneater
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:14pm
by Kory
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:19pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:25pm
by tepista
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Well there's always a couple who are OK. Like non-raping priests and cops who don't murder.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:33pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:45pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.
Poseur. Turn in your fife and unicycle.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:54pm
by JennyB
Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 4:59pm
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 5:00pm
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 5:14pm
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Re: Things I like about Millennials

Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 5:18pm
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.