Things I like about Millennials

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Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 2:42pm

I played bar trivia last night and most of the teams were Millennials. None of them seemed to have a clue about anything that happened before 2001.

We won.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 2:48pm

So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 2:55pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?

This long time Dodgers manager was also a spokesman for slimfast...

I was the only one who got it.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Kory » 30 Sep 2015, 3:53pm

I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
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Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 4:03pm

Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Kory » 30 Sep 2015, 4:14pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 4:19pm

Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by tepista » 30 Sep 2015, 4:25pm

Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Well there's always a couple who are OK. Like non-raping priests and cops who don't murder.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Kory » 30 Sep 2015, 4:33pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 4:45pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.
Poseur. Turn in your fife and unicycle.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by JennyB » 30 Sep 2015, 4:54pm

Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 4:59pm

JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by JennyB » 30 Sep 2015, 5:00pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 5:14pm

JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Things I like about Millennials

Post by BostonBeaneater » 30 Sep 2015, 5:18pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

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