Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Heston » 31 Jan 2018, 7:16pm

eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 6:44pm
If I could get you elected Pope, would you go along with it?
No, I'm a confirmed atheist and hate wearing dresses.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by eumaas » 31 Jan 2018, 7:17pm

Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:16pm
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 6:44pm
If I could get you elected Pope, would you go along with it?
No, I'm a confirmed atheist and hate wearing dresses.
I take it you don't like being surrounded by gold and fine Renaissance art?
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jan 2018, 7:18pm

Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:16pm
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 6:44pm
If I could get you elected Pope, would you go along with it?
No, I'm a confirmed atheist and hate wearing dresses.
The most sincere Catholics are all atheists and you'd learn to enjoy wearing dresses once you realized how much free booze comes from the job (not even counting the blood of Christ hootch).
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Heston » 31 Jan 2018, 7:19pm

eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:17pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:16pm
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 6:44pm
If I could get you elected Pope, would you go along with it?
No, I'm a confirmed atheist and hate wearing dresses.
I take it you don't like being surrounded by gold and fine Renaissance art?
Not if it means wearing a dress.
Of course I use Zildjian, this is serious music.

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Heston » 31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm

I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
Of course I use Zildjian, this is serious music.

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by eumaas » 31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm

Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Heston » 31 Jan 2018, 7:36pm

eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
If you're alluding to firing them out of a cannon, you know I wouldn't allow that to happen.
Of course I use Zildjian, this is serious music.

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Rat Patrol » 31 Jan 2018, 9:35pm

Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:36pm
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
If you're alluding to firing them out of a cannon, you know I wouldn't allow that to happen.
How about just letting them molest the shit out of underage children in a consequence-free fantasy world while you look the other way from a blithe perch in your own sovereign city-state? That's pretty much what Popes do for a living.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by revbob » 31 Jan 2018, 9:40pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 9:35pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:36pm
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
If you're alluding to firing them out of a cannon, you know I wouldn't allow that to happen.
How about just letting them molest the shit out of underage children in a consequence-free fantasy world while you look the other way from a blithe perch in your own sovereign city-state? That's pretty much what Popes do for a living.
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KISS only molest young girls which they think gives them the moral high ground.

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by JennyB » 01 Feb 2018, 10:42am

eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
Can you cannonize Jews? Because Stanley and Chaim might not qualify.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by eumaas » 01 Feb 2018, 10:51am

JennyB wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:42am
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
Can you cannonize Jews? Because Stanley and Chaim might not qualify.
Bear in mind this is a scenario wherein Heston has become Pope.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by JennyB » 01 Feb 2018, 10:55am

eumaas wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:51am
JennyB wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:42am
eumaas wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:25pm
Heston wrote:
31 Jan 2018, 7:20pm
I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
You could get them canonized!
Can you cannonize Jews? Because Stanley and Chaim might not qualify.
Bear in mind this is a scenario wherein Heston has become Pope.
OK, you got me there.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by muppet hi fi » 22 Feb 2018, 7:23pm

Question for Heston:

If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by Heston » 22 Feb 2018, 7:41pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
22 Feb 2018, 7:23pm
Question for Heston:

If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
Definitely drinking bout.

We always say he's "laureled" when he's pissed because he gets a dopey face like Stan Laurel after too many.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

Post by muppet hi fi » 22 Feb 2018, 7:47pm

Heston wrote:
22 Feb 2018, 7:41pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
22 Feb 2018, 7:23pm
Question for Heston:

If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
Definitely drinking bout.

We always say he's "laureled" when he's pissed because he gets a dopey face like Stan Laurel after too many.
I think I could pull it off.

Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that if could have the face of anyone in history it would be Stan Laurel. And although Stan is a patron saint for me, if I could have any face I would have the face of The One True and Almighty God, so's I could put the fear of Me into everybody else.
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
- Marky Dread and his fabulous Screaming Blue Messiahs

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