Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

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Marky Dread wrote:Why is Windows 10 utter shite?

Who do they think they are kidding by not just calling this new OS Windows 8.2?
For the same reason that KISS ALIVE 10 is utter shite, they should always quit at 2.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:Why is Windows 10 utter shite?

Who do they think they are kidding by not just calling this new OS Windows 8.2?
For the same reason that KISS ALIVE 10 is utter shite, they should always quit at 2.
It's true. I got tired of the persistent crotch itch after Windows 2.0.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Heston wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:Why is Windows 10 utter shite?

Who do they think they are kidding by not just calling this new OS Windows 8.2?
For the same reason that KISS ALIVE 10 is utter shite, they should always quit at 2.
It's true. I got tired of the persistent crotch itch after Windows 2.0.

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I missed out on this whole thread, but its title is one of my favorites ever.
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Kory wrote:I missed out on this whole thread, but its title is one of my favorites ever.
And much like an Onion article from the past 5 years, it's best to stop at the headline.
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Wolter wrote:
Kory wrote:I missed out on this whole thread, but its title is one of my favorites ever.
And much like an Onion article from the past 5 years, it's best to stop at the headline.
Done, and done.
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Question: why doesn't Heston answer the rest of the fucking questions?

i await your answer(s), oh great soothsayer :mad:
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muppet hi fi wrote:Question: why doesn't Heston answer the rest of the fucking questions?

i await your answer(s), oh great soothsayer :mad:
It does what it says on the tin.

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101Walterton wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Question: why doesn't Heston answer the rest of the fucking questions?

i await your answer(s), oh great soothsayer :mad:
It does what it says on the tin.
Complete Thanksgiving Dinner In One Convenient Tin?

i don't like that answer...
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muppet hi fi wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Question: why doesn't Heston answer the rest of the fucking questions?

i await your answer(s), oh great soothsayer :mad:
It does what it says on the tin.
Complete Thanksgiving Dinner In One Convenient Tin?

i don't like that answer...
The tin says it is the thread where you ask him questions, there is no mention of Heston answering any questions?

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101Walterton wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
muppet hi fi wrote:Question: why doesn't Heston answer the rest of the fucking questions?

i await your answer(s), oh great soothsayer :mad:
It does what it says on the tin.
Complete Thanksgiving Dinner In One Convenient Tin?

i don't like that answer...
The tin says it is the thread where you ask him questions, there is no mention of Heston answering any questions?
yeah he said he would answer all questions, early in the thread. and i'm holding him to it and getting impatient :shifty:
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I get enough daft questions from my girlfriend.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:I get enough daft questions from my girlfriend.
"Why am I dating you?"
"Good lord, what is this awful music you're playing?"
"How do I unroll the condom on this pastrami?"
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Wolter wrote:
Heston wrote:I get enough daft questions from my girlfriend.
"Why am I dating you?"
"Good lord, what is this awful music you're playing?"
"How do I unroll the condom on this pastrami?"

Yeah, that sort of thing. :mrgreen:
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853

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