...and yet still no free asphalt.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853
Find any good packeted sidewalk ham lately?
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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Just a "lorry of lard".Marky Dread wrote:...and yet still no free asphalt.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853
Find any good packeted sidewalk ham lately?
Is "lorry" some antiquated imperial measurement of the severity in which the Queen stopped up the Royal castle's plumbing dropping Her Majesty's Load...re-applied in modern times to that accident on the Westway that pantsed up your commute yesterday? 'Cause I live in Boston, the world's current reigning throne of offensive driving, and I've never heard that slang. We have about 12 words to describe a "lorry"...all of them 1 letter shorter.
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Lorry = Truck. I X lorry load = 1 X truck load.Rat Patrol wrote:Just a "lorry of lard".Marky Dread wrote:...and yet still no free asphalt.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853
Find any good packeted sidewalk ham lately?
Is "lorry" some antiquated imperial measurement of the severity in which the Queen stopped up the Royal castle's plumbing dropping Her Majesty's Load...re-applied in modern times to that accident on the Westway that pantsed up your commute yesterday? 'Cause I live in Boston, the world's current reigning throne of offensive driving, and I've never heard that slang. We have about 12 words to describe a "lorry"...all of them 1 letter shorter.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Marky Dread wrote:Lorry = Truck. I X lorry load = 1 X truck load.Rat Patrol wrote:Just a "lorry of lard".Marky Dread wrote:...and yet still no free asphalt.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853
Find any good packeted sidewalk ham lately?
Is "lorry" some antiquated imperial measurement of the severity in which the Queen stopped up the Royal castle's plumbing dropping Her Majesty's Load...re-applied in modern times to that accident on the Westway that pantsed up your commute yesterday? 'Cause I live in Boston, the world's current reigning throne of offensive driving, and I've never heard that slang. We have about 12 words to describe a "lorry"...all of them 1 letter shorter.
Right. So the queenshits done spannered up the motorway all shambles again and made me late for pub.
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Yes guv, I couldn't Adam and Eve it that lorry was well cream crackered. Made a right two and eight all over the frog and toad.Rat Patrol wrote:Marky Dread wrote:Lorry = Truck. I X lorry load = 1 X truck load.Rat Patrol wrote:Just a "lorry of lard".Marky Dread wrote:...and yet still no free asphalt.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34796853
Find any good packeted sidewalk ham lately?
Is "lorry" some antiquated imperial measurement of the severity in which the Queen stopped up the Royal castle's plumbing dropping Her Majesty's Load...re-applied in modern times to that accident on the Westway that pantsed up your commute yesterday? 'Cause I live in Boston, the world's current reigning throne of offensive driving, and I've never heard that slang. We have about 12 words to describe a "lorry"...all of them 1 letter shorter.
Right. So the queenshits done spannered up the motorway all shambles again and made me late for pub.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
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In the last four months, two of houses more or less across the street from us, and the two on either side of our house, went up for sale (two have sold; one is renting now). Can you recommend a better hygiene regimen for me to follow?
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Stop playing Wire so loud and put KISS Alive II on.Dr. Medulla wrote:In the last four months, two of houses more or less across the street from us, and the two on either side of our house, went up for sale (two have sold; one is renting now). Can you recommend a better hygiene regimen for me to follow?
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Stop playing KISS records and start playing something decent like say Wire. and take regular baths you dirty man!Dr. Medulla wrote:In the last four months, two of houses more or less across the street from us, and the two on either side of our house, went up for sale (two have sold; one is renting now). Can you recommend a better hygiene regimen for me to follow?
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
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Dear Heston,
When I think of England I think of a bleak urban maze willed with drunken men eating terrible food and women with crooked teeth. It also rains a lot in the mind view. Can you confirm or deny this?
When I think of England I think of a bleak urban maze willed with drunken men eating terrible food and women with crooked teeth. It also rains a lot in the mind view. Can you confirm or deny this?
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I like your advice more. And I do bathe in the hot water of my own filth everyday!Marky Dread wrote:Stop playing KISS records and start playing something decent like say Wire. and take regular baths you dirty man!Dr. Medulla wrote:In the last four months, two of houses more or less across the street from us, and the two on either side of our house, went up for sale (two have sold; one is renting now). Can you recommend a better hygiene regimen for me to follow?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I think Heston lives here:BostonBeaneater wrote:Dear Heston,
When I think of England I think of a bleak urban maze willed with drunken men eating terrible food and women with crooked teeth. It also rains a lot in the mind view. Can you confirm or deny this?
http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/
EDIT: well, a Geordie version of there anyway--NE not NW.
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I always pretend that's the case when I read the blog entries.eumaas wrote:I think Heston lives here:BostonBeaneater wrote:Dear Heston,
When I think of England I think of a bleak urban maze willed with drunken men eating terrible food and women with crooked teeth. It also rains a lot in the mind view. Can you confirm or deny this?
http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/
EDIT: well, a Geordie version of there anyway--NE not NW.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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It's even worse.BostonBeaneater wrote:Dear Heston,
When I think of England I think of a bleak urban maze willed with drunken men eating terrible food and women with crooked teeth. It also rains a lot in the mind view. Can you confirm or deny this?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Have you heard of The Spitfires? Are they any good?
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Never heard them mate.101Walterton wrote:Have you heard of The Spitfires? Are they any good?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board