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Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:23am
On a serious note: where was she during science class?
No science class when you're attending St. Reagan Evangelical School.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:29am
Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:23am
On a serious note: where was she during science class?
No science class when you're attending St. Reagan Evangelical School.
Didn't Noah see a rainbow or was that a dove?

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Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:29am
Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 11:23am
On a serious note: where was she during science class?
No science class when you're attending St. Reagan Evangelical School.
Didn't Noah see a rainbow or was that a dove?
That's the *ugh* Old Testament. The only book that counts there is Leviticus and the part about it not being Adam and Steve.
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Mimi wrote:
02 Jun 2023, 10:16am
Geez, I saw that video of the lady ranting about a rainbow appearing in a fountain and all I could think was "oh shit, she's dumb as a bag of a hammers but she's allowed to vote". :ohboy:
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Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
07 Jul 2023, 11:24am

I think I like it better than Hand Jive. :shifty:

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Mimi wrote:
07 Jul 2023, 11:44am
JennyB wrote:
07 Jul 2023, 11:24am

I think I like it better than Hand Jive. :shifty:
Oh, for sure.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
11 Jul 2023, 12:05pm
Hah
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Is ten times worse than prison


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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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JennyB wrote:
11 Jul 2023, 12:05pm
Hello,

MJF has tremendous promos and generates tremendous heat. He is very open about his religion (and the stereotypes) - pretty cool!

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Flex wrote:
14 Jul 2023, 8:59pm
Top of the line.
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Silent Majority wrote:
15 Jul 2023, 4:53am
Flex wrote:
14 Jul 2023, 8:59pm
Top of the line.
Ha!
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Mimi wrote:
23 Jul 2023, 6:45pm
This man is the dumbest

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/23/11896851 ... ogo-bird-x
What a sad, dumb chump. He must have a box full of Grant Morrison X-Men comics that he consults for inspiration.

edit: Snarky observation I came across: Online, X is normally that symbol on the screen you click to close a window or shut down an app. Which is clearly what you want your product to be associated with.
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