I have lots of black socks but never with shorts.
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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I rarely wear shorts. Short pants on grown men look pretty silly to me. I think if you wear shorts you should also carry a giant lollipop.
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I prefer to stay cool in the summer, so I wear shorts. Pants in hot weather encourages sweat collecting.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:04amI rarely wear shorts. Short pants on grown men look pretty silly to me. I think if you wear shorts you should also carry a giant lollipop.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Swamp Ass.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 7:22amI prefer to stay cool in the summer, so I wear shorts. Pants in hot weather encourages sweat collecting.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:04amI rarely wear shorts. Short pants on grown men look pretty silly to me. I think if you wear shorts you should also carry a giant lollipop.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
When the weather and the occasion permit I wear shorts.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:04amI rarely wear shorts. Short pants on grown men look pretty silly to me. I think if you wear shorts you should also carry a giant lollipop.
What do you wear when you go running or biking during the summer?
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I wear shorts then or whenmon a boat but I’d never wear them to dinner. I get loose linen trousers and walk around like I’m colonizing the place.revbob wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 10:17amWhen the weather and the occasion permit I wear shorts.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:04amI rarely wear shorts. Short pants on grown men look pretty silly to me. I think if you wear shorts you should also carry a giant lollipop.
What do you wear when you go running or biking during the summer?
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
My dad almost shot himself with his own gun when it fell out of his pocket and onto the floor. He did put a hole in the wall, tho.
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Like just recently? No safety on?
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A couple of days ago. I was so shocked, I didn't think to ask about the safety or why the hell he had the gun in his pocket in the house.
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Christ. Has it been a sobering experience for him? Like, "I'm never doing that shit again!"Mimi wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:47pmA couple of days ago. I was so shocked, I didn't think to ask about the safety or why the hell he had the gun in his pocket in the house.
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We went on a dinner boat last vacation, what a dilemma.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:27pm
I wear shorts then or whenmon a boat but I’d never wear them to dinner.
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Is your dad Plaxico Burress?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:56pmChrist. Has it been a sobering experience for him? Like, "I'm never doing that shit again!"Mimi wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:47pmA couple of days ago. I was so shocked, I didn't think to ask about the safety or why the hell he had the gun in his pocket in the house.
I'm glad no one was hurt except a wall.
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Oh yeah. He said he's totally freaked out by it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:56pmChrist. Has it been a sobering experience for him? Like, "I'm never doing that shit again!"Mimi wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:47pmA couple of days ago. I was so shocked, I didn't think to ask about the safety or why the hell he had the gun in his pocket in the house.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
HA! I always tell my dad he'll probably die from running, which he loves and is okay with, (he's 83 this year) but now I think he's going to go by doing something stupid.tepista wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 3:55pmIs your dad Plaxico Burress?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:56pmChrist. Has it been a sobering experience for him? Like, "I'm never doing that shit again!"Mimi wrote: ↑18 Feb 2018, 2:47pmA couple of days ago. I was so shocked, I didn't think to ask about the safety or why the hell he had the gun in his pocket in the house.
I'm glad no one was hurt except a wall.