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I just hope he isn't diagnosed with a manic disorder.
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Just occurred to me that the Royals get home-field and Games 6 & 7 at Kaufman almost solely because Adam Wainwright grooved that one out of Re2p6t in the 1st inning of the AS game.

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Rat Patrol wrote:Just occurred to me that the Royals get home-field and Games 6 & 7 at Kaufman almost solely because Adam Wainwright grooved that one out of Re2p6t in the 1st inning of the AS game.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Just occurred to me that the Royals get home-field and Games 6 & 7 at Kaufman almost solely because Adam Wainwright grooved that one out of Re2p6t in the 1st inning of the AS game.

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#BestSchadenfreude
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Um…Cuck the Fardinals, I guess?
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Just occurred to me that the Royals get home-field and Games 6 & 7 at Kaufman almost solely because Adam Wainwright grooved that one out of Re2p6t in the 1st inning of the AS game.

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#BestSchadenfreude
This Time It Counts.™
Um…Cuck the Fardinals, I guess?
It just means that @BestFans' retweets of Moranjortsfolk with an unhealthy obsession for gay sex and ballplayers will have a lot of retweets about Adam Wainwright and gay sex with the Royals if KC clinches at home. And tweets about how the AS game "counting" means something gay sex gay sex.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Just occurred to me that the Royals get home-field and Games 6 & 7 at Kaufman almost solely because Adam Wainwright grooved that one out of Re2p6t in the 1st inning of the AS game.

Image

#BestSchadenfreude
This Time It Counts.™
Um…Cuck the Fardinals, I guess?
It just means that @BestFans' retweets of Moranjortsfolk with an unhealthy obsession for gay sex and ballplayers will have a lot of retweets about Adam Wainwright and gay sex with the Royals if KC clinches at home. And tweets about how the AS game "counting" means something gay sex gay sex.

Gay sex! Image
Note: it's gay anal sex. Metheny might not be engaging in gay fellatio with his relieves. Ozarkia draws the line somewhere.
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OH MY GOD THERE'S RUSTY KUNTZ IN THE WORLD SERIES.
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Rat Patrol wrote:ImageImage

OH MY GOD THERE'S RUSTY KUNTZ IN THE WORLD SERIES.
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http://deadspin.com/hunter-pences-catch ... 1650937106
Is it possible to dislike the frenzied pile of limbs that is Hunter Pence?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:http://deadspin.com/hunter-pences-catch ... 1650937106
Is it possible to dislike the frenzied pile of limbs that is Hunter Pence?
I haven't clicked yet, but...yes.
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YOU ASSHOLES KILLED OSCAR TAVARES.
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Awful news. A kid that almost certainly had a great future ahead of him.
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Holy shit. It's bad luck being a Cardinal in the offseason.
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Seriously. It's what, three in the past ten years?

I can't help but think that if they made it to the WS, he would be alive. Is that horrible of me?
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Apparently, if Maddon goes to the Cubs, Ozzie Guillen (formerly the World's Biggest Cub Hater) has expressed interest in a job ther as coach. I don't really want him, but the idea of White Sox fans having to see him in a Cub uniform is kind of delightful.
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