Happy Birthday, Heston!

[Dr. Medulla]

Happy birthday to one of the best goddamned people in the IMCT community. Your music fetishes scare the piss out of me.

[Flex]

Happy birthday to one of my all-time faves!

[Rat Patrol]

Make sure to blow out the candles before you take it out of the packet. . .

[matedog]

No song parodies for you this year. Happy birthday to my only official IMCT friend.
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I have told many people about your proposal to make this the US national anthem.

Edit, yeesh I did this five years ago:
I first met you stringing Wolter on a line
From that moment on I knew that
There could only be one outcome
Me and you against the killvan forever
You have no taste
My music collection’s such a waste
But we made a vow that we would
Never sell each other out
A well constructed argument from Eumaas wouldn't make me
Doubt you

Now we know that it's us versus
IMCT now
Me and you against CK now
Look up there in the sky now
Hear Starship play for us
Hey now, me and you against
good taste now
Look up there in the sky now
Hear Train in Vain playing for us

[Dr. Medulla]

Edit, yeesh I did this five years ago:
I first met you stringing Wolter on a line
From that moment on I knew that
There could only be one outcome
Me and you against the killvan forever
You have no taste
My music collection’s such a waste
But we made a vow that we would
Never sell each other out
A well constructed argument from Eumaas wouldn't make me
Doubt you

Now we know that it's us versus
IMCT now
Me and you against CK now
Look up there in the sky now
Hear Starship play for us
Hey now, me and you against
good taste now
Look up there in the sky now
Hear Train in Vain playing for us

I want someone to 'shop a gif of the end of Thelma and Louise, with Hoy and Heston driving off a cliff together.

[tepista]

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Hess what can I do

[101Walterton]

You are in my Top 5 list of Geordies with a birthday today!!

[Heston]

Thanks chaps.

I've just been to see some camels, now I'm gonna head out for a drink and see a live band. I've packed in the smokes this week, so this is my big willpower test tonight.

[laxman]

Happy birthday, have a good night.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've just been to see some camels

Is this some kind of slang? But for what? Strippers? Dock workers? Roof inspectors? Packet designers?

[Heston]

I've just been to see some camels

Is this some kind of slang? But for what? Strippers? Dock workers? Roof inspectors? Packet designers?

Christmas parade in my town centre. They had authentic camels.

[Heston]

A well constructed argument from Eumaas wouldn't make me
Doubt you

Oh, the memories.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've just been to see some camels

Is this some kind of slang? But for what? Strippers? Dock workers? Roof inspectors? Packet designers?

Christmas parade in my town centre. They had authentic camels.

I was hoping for so much more. This reveal was just deflating. The wife better bring a bottle home after work. :(

[Rat Patrol]

I've just been to see some camels

Is this some kind of slang? But for what? Strippers? Dock workers? Roof inspectors? Packet designers?

Christmas parade in my town centre. They had authentic camels.

I was hoping for so much more. This reveal was just deflating. The wife better bring a bottle home after work. :(

Wait...this was a Northerners' parade of camels. You're aware that limeywords usually mean the exact illogical opposite of what septics think it means. . .

[Dr. Medulla]

I've just been to see some camels

Is this some kind of slang? But for what? Strippers? Dock workers? Roof inspectors? Packet designers?

Christmas parade in my town centre. They had authentic camels.

I was hoping for so much more. This reveal was just deflating. The wife better bring a bottle home after work. :(

Wait...this was a Northerners' parade of camels. You're aware that limeywords usually mean the exact illogical opposite of what septics think it means. . .

Exactly. Camel rhymes with enamel, which covers a tooth, and that rhymes with Ruth, and that's like truth and that's paired with justice, which is delivered by a judge. Omigod, Heston saw a bunch of judges!