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Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
by Marky Dread
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh

Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
by muppet hi fi
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).

Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
by Marky Dread
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.

Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm
by muppet hi fi
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...

Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 9:55pm
by Marky Dread
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:02pm
Q: How many Marky's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One hold the light bulb and one to make puns so bad that the room spins around.
I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

Re: Marky Dread - Top 5 Insults.

Posted: 08 Nov 2017, 10:04pm
by muppet hi fi
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:55pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:47pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
muppet hi fi wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Nov 2017, 9:24pm


I don't pun you, so why should you pun me....huh
You're not my geetar hero!

(Q: How many guitar players does it take to change light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the light bulb, three to say "I can do that, maaaan. Faster".).
Q: How many bass players from The Clash does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. His name is Mick and he'll do it for you while you just stand there looking good.
Oh yes.

And how many drummers does it take to change said light bulb? Five. One to hold the light bulb, four to drink til the room spins round.

And, of course, what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Make sure to tip your waitresses...
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
A drummer decides to take up another musical instrument. He goes to the music store, looks around for a while, and approaches the sales guy. Says "I'm looking to take up a new musical instrument".
Sales guy says "Certainly. What'd you have in mind?"

Drummer says "Well, I was thinking about the tenor sax on the wall behind you. Or maybe the accordian on the floor over there".

Sales dude: "You must be a drummer, yeah?"

Drummer: "Why yes. Yes I am. How'd you know?"

Sales dude: "Well, the fire extinguisher isn't for sale and the radiator is bolted to the floor".

(drink like fish, folks. And be sure to tip your bartender).