If Music Could Talk

1. Marky Dread likes The Clash
2. Marky Dread is a complete cunt.
3. Marky Dread is a Limey fuck-wit.
4. Marky Dread is a douchebag.
5. Marky Dread...see number 2.

Marky Dread wrote: 3. Marky Dread is a Limey

Concisified.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Marky Dread wrote: 3. Marky Dread is a Limey

Concisified.

You are barred for your lack of vitriol.

1. Marky Dread is old
2. Marky Dread is old hat
3.Marky Dread's an ass hat
4. Marky Dread wears stupid hats
5.Marky Dread is a stupid hat wearing old ass hat who's got his hat up his ass

muppet hi fi wrote:1. Marky Dread is old
2. Marky Dread is old hat
3.Marky Dread's an ass hat
4. Marky Dread wears stupid hats
5.Marky Dread is a stupid hat wearing old ass hat who's got his hat up his ass

Now this is more like it!

1. muppet hi fi is boring
2. muppet hi fi put the bore in the board
3.muppet hi fi bores the board
4.muppet hi fi bore a son and his name was Bob the Boring Baby
5. muppet hi fi has bad breath

1. Hoy is wrong
2. Hoy is seldom correct
3. Hoy is vastly mistaken
4. Hoy gets his facts wrong
5. Hoy likes Bruce Springsteen

muppet hi fi wrote:1. Hoy is wrong
2. Hoy is seldom correct
3. Hoy is vastly mistaken
4. Hoy gets his facts wrong
5. Hoy likes Bruce Springsteen

1 and 5 are assimilated.

1. Heston talks funny
2. Heston lives in a stupid place.
3. Heston likes dumb music
4. Heston likes ishy food
5. Heston thinks Hoy is right sometimes

1. Rat Patrol can't spell
2. Rat Patrol makes things up
3. Rat Patrol can't remember what he had for breakfast
4. Rat Patrol probably has bad flatulence
5. Rat Patrol likes golf

muppet hi fi wrote:1. Heston talks funny
2. Heston lives in a stupid place.
3. Heston likes dumb music
4. Heston likes ishy food
5. Heston thinks Hoy is right sometimes

D.U.M.B. everyone's accusing me.

Wait - why am I insulting all these other people? They don't deserve such abuse. Marky does though. Maybe just some mild insulting though.

!. Marky Dread can't see the forest for the trees
2. Mark Dread always counts his chickens before they hatch
3. Marky Dread should shit or get off the pot
4.Marky dread puts the cart before the horse
5. Marky Dread threw the baby out with the bath water

1. Marky Dread is a poofter
2. Marky Dread is a pillow bitter
3. Marky Dread is nancy boy
4. Marky Dread is a lady-like gentleman (that's what my mom would call him)
5. Marky Dread is a shirtlifter

Marky's s/t remaster was shit.

Heston wrote:Marky's s/t remaster was shit.

That's not an insult.