Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Happy birthday mate. Best wishes.
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Thanks everybody, been a bit busy lately, my rockstar lifestyle has caught up with me and i've developed a nasty case of lung cancer, it's inoperable but with drugs and radiation i should be around for a good time yet....the fucking morphine they've given me is awesome, sorry to blurt it out like this but i didn't want to start a poor me thread.
I'll post some stuff about the treatment i'm about to undergo at some point, it sounds fucking hilarious. Going to try and smuggle an insect in with me to gain superpowers, Japanese giant hornet or a mantis shrimp are favourites so far..
Keep smiling :-)
I'll post some stuff about the treatment i'm about to undergo at some point, it sounds fucking hilarious. Going to try and smuggle an insect in with me to gain superpowers, Japanese giant hornet or a mantis shrimp are favourites so far..
Keep smiling :-)
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Wishing you good health mate.
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Seconded. We're pulling for you, man.Silent Majority wrote:Wishing you good health mate.
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Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.
And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime...
EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs
And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime...
EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Sending good vibes your way mate.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
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That's the spirit.Purple Hayes wrote:Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)
Hope you're around for a good while yet mate, I'm just a PM away if you're ever short on supplies.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Feel good brother.
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Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business
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Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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They put me on Tremadol at first but took me off when i necked a months supply in 12 days and complained that they were pretty crappy and made me puke before i finished my bottle of JD...I'm much better on morphine, i even set my alarm for 6am so i can get 3 down in a day following the once every 8 hour rule..dedicated thats me that is :-)101Walterton wrote:Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
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Surprised myself that I'm so sanguine about it, but I suppose thinking about it I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do, seen my kids grow up, seen Chelsea become chanpions of Europe, tried every drug imaginable, banged more than my fair share of lovely ladies, seen pretty much all of the world that i've wanted to see. My boys are taking it in their stride but my daughter is morphing into a Florence Nightingale character which really doesn 't suit her pysche but she's trying bless her...matedog wrote:Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.
I may blow at some point and take some cunt with me( watch your back Cameron) but as yet I'm calmness personified
As long as i outlive Thatcher I'll be a happy bunny:-)
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
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Soon as i sort out the bastards on my death pool list I'll be happy to helpFlex wrote:Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.
And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime...
EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell