If Music Could Talk

Happy birthday mate. Best wishes.

Happy birthday!

Thanks everybody, been a bit busy lately, my rockstar lifestyle has caught up with me and i've developed a nasty case of lung cancer, it's inoperable but with drugs and radiation i should be around for a good time yet....the fucking morphine they've given me is awesome, sorry to blurt it out like this but i didn't want to start a poor me thread.

I'll post some stuff about the treatment i'm about to undergo at some point, it sounds fucking hilarious. Going to try and smuggle an insect in with me to gain superpowers, Japanese giant hornet or a mantis shrimp are favourites so far..

Keep smiling :-)

Wishing you good health mate.

Silent Majority wrote:Wishing you good health mate.

Seconded. We're pulling for you, man.

Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.

And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime...

EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs

Sending good vibes your way mate.

Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)

Purple Hayes wrote:Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)

That's the spirit.

Hope you're around for a good while yet mate, I'm just a PM away if you're ever short on supplies.

Feel good brother.

Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business

Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.

101Walterton wrote:Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business

They put me on Tremadol at first but took me off when i necked a months supply in 12 days and complained that they were pretty crappy and made me puke before i finished my bottle of JD...I'm much better on morphine, i even set my alarm for 6am so i can get 3 down in a day following the once every 8 hour rule..dedicated thats me that is :-)

matedog wrote:Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.

Surprised myself that I'm so sanguine about it, but I suppose thinking about it I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do, seen my kids grow up, seen Chelsea become chanpions of Europe, tried every drug imaginable, banged more than my fair share of lovely ladies, seen pretty much all of the world that i've wanted to see. My boys are taking it in their stride but my daughter is morphing into a Florence Nightingale character which really doesn 't suit her pysche but she's trying bless her...

I may blow at some point and take some cunt with me( watch your back Cameron) but as yet I'm calmness personified

As long as i outlive Thatcher I'll be a happy bunny:-)

Flex wrote:Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.

And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime...

EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs

Soon as i sort out the bastards on my death pool list I'll be happy to help