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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Silent Majority » 11 Jan 2013, 10:02am

Happy birthday mate. Best wishes.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Kory » 19 Jan 2013, 4:27pm

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Purple Hayes » 27 Jan 2013, 8:33pm

Thanks everybody, been a bit busy lately, my rockstar lifestyle has caught up with me and i've developed a nasty case of lung cancer, it's inoperable but with drugs and radiation i should be around for a good time yet....the fucking morphine they've given me is awesome, sorry to blurt it out like this but i didn't want to start a poor me thread.

I'll post some stuff about the treatment i'm about to undergo at some point, it sounds fucking hilarious. Going to try and smuggle an insect in with me to gain superpowers, Japanese giant hornet or a mantis shrimp are favourites so far..

Keep smiling :-)
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Silent Majority » 27 Jan 2013, 8:38pm

Wishing you good health mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jan 2013, 8:42pm

Silent Majority wrote:Wishing you good health mate.
Seconded. We're pulling for you, man.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Flex » 27 Jan 2013, 8:47pm

Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.

And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime... ;)

EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Heston » 27 Jan 2013, 8:51pm

Sending good vibes your way mate.
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Purple Hayes » 27 Jan 2013, 8:59pm

Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)
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'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Heston » 27 Jan 2013, 9:16pm

Purple Hayes wrote:Had the McMillan nurse round on friday, she asked me if i still smoked and when i replied that i did she she suggested quietly that i might want to try marijuana if i could get hold of any....laugh, i nearly pissed myself, bless her :-)
That's the spirit. :mrgreen:

Hope you're around for a good while yet mate, I'm just a PM away if you're ever short on supplies. ;)
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by BostonBeaneater » 27 Jan 2013, 11:48pm

Feel good brother.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by 101Walterton » 28 Jan 2013, 12:29am

Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business :mrgreen:

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by matedog » 28 Jan 2013, 12:38am

Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Purple Hayes » 28 Jan 2013, 2:54am

101Walterton wrote:Fuck, stay positive and yes morphine is the business :mrgreen:
They put me on Tremadol at first but took me off when i necked a months supply in 12 days and complained that they were pretty crappy and made me puke before i finished my bottle of JD...I'm much better on morphine, i even set my alarm for 6am so i can get 3 down in a day following the once every 8 hour rule..dedicated thats me that is :-)
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'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Purple Hayes » 28 Jan 2013, 3:04am

matedog wrote:Hayes, sounds like you are dealing with far better than I would. Good luck with the treatment and I'm looking forward to reading your funny ass, spirited posts for a long while.
Surprised myself that I'm so sanguine about it, but I suppose thinking about it I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do, seen my kids grow up, seen Chelsea become chanpions of Europe, tried every drug imaginable, banged more than my fair share of lovely ladies, seen pretty much all of the world that i've wanted to see. My boys are taking it in their stride but my daughter is morphing into a Florence Nightingale character which really doesn 't suit her pysche but she's trying bless her...

I may blow at some point and take some cunt with me( watch your back Cameron) but as yet I'm calmness personified

As long as i outlive Thatcher I'll be a happy bunny:-)
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'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell

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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes

Post by Purple Hayes » 28 Jan 2013, 3:07am

Flex wrote:Good luck, man. Best wishes and we'll keep good vibes going your way.

And if you do develop superpowers, I have an Enemies List I'm happy to hand you anytime... ;)

EDIT: Coming/going, whatevs
Soon as i sort out the bastards on my death pool list I'll be happy to help
'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans

'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell

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