Bankrobber wrote:I don't think I've ever bought beef jerky with my own money.
Duh, Indians MAKE beef jerky, I read it right on the label. I wouldn't expect you to BUY it. According to my picture, you made beef jerky and kept in in a bag that you wrote "beef jerky" on.
Invented by the Métis tribe, this dried meat product was made primarily from buffalo. Pemmican had a remarkably long life—often years—and provided a convenient food source for early travelers to stack and store. As fur trappers and explorers made their way west, they too came to realize the importance of carrying pemmican on their journeys.
Any lean game meat could be made into pemmican. Deer, elk, moose and caribou were used. The tradition was to prepare pemmican for November through February, which would help sustain the Native American tribe through the long winter months. Today, the most common byproduct of pemmican is beef jerky, still a staple on outdoor adventures.
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Bankrobber wrote:I don't think I've ever bought beef jerky with my own money.
Duh, Indians MAKE beef jerky, I read it right on the label. I wouldn't expect you to BUY it. According to my picture, you made beef jerky and kept in in a bag that you wrote "beef jerky" on.
Invented by the Métis tribe, this dried meat product was made primarily from buffalo. Pemmican had a remarkably long life—often years—and provided a convenient food source for early travelers to stack and store. As fur trappers and explorers made their way west, they too came to realize the importance of carrying pemmican on their journeys.
Any lean game meat could be made into pemmican. Deer, elk, moose and caribou were used. The tradition was to prepare pemmican for November through February, which would help sustain the Native American tribe through the long winter months. Today, the most common byproduct of pemmican is beef jerky, still a staple on outdoor adventures.
I guess I amAMERICA'S No1 BEEF JERKY FAN
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
An actual Hoyston will occur? Time to find a decent god to pray to before the annihilation of all that is good happens.
I am not that man, but god I wish I was.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Heston wrote:
I am meeting up with this man on Saturday.
An actual Hoyston will occur? Time to find a decent god to pray to before the annihilation of all that is good happens.
I am not that man, but god I wish I was.
Then what is Heston jabbering about?
I AM MEETING THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE ON SATURDAY. THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE THAT MATEY POSTED.
It seemed clear to me.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Dr. Medulla wrote:
An actual Hoyston will occur? Time to find a decent god to pray to before the annihilation of all that is good happens.
I am not that man, but god I wish I was.
Then what is Heston jabbering about?
I AM MEETING THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE ON SATURDAY. THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE THAT MATEY POSTED.
And he is? (Getting ready to duck for my ignorance.)
It doesn't matter who he is, the dude is lying in his underpants surrounded by Cut the Crap posters and porn mags. This should be enough for you to be worried about me.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
matedog wrote:
I am not that man, but god I wish I was.
Then what is Heston jabbering about?
I AM MEETING THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE ON SATURDAY. THE DUDE IN THE PICTURE THAT MATEY POSTED.
And he is? (Getting ready to duck for my ignorance.)
It doesn't matter who he is, the dude is lying in his underpants surrounded by Cut the Crap posters and porn mags. This should be enough for you to be worried about me.
How do you know him? Details! Details! Details!
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Dr. Medulla wrote:How do you know him? Details! Details! Details!
I met him a couple of years back at a Clash tribute gig. I got talking to to him because he had a "Vince White - Guitar Hero" t-shirt on, I think I mentioned it (and posted the pic) on here.
Anyway, he's travelling through to see my band on Saturday and was asking me about local accommodation so I gave him a few pointers, and we're gonna meet for a pint afterwards. He's a nice bloke actually, if a bit misguided in his love for Clash II.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Dr. Medulla wrote:How do you know him? Details! Details! Details!
I met him a couple of years back at a Clash tribute gig. I got talking to to him because he had a "Vince White - Guitar Hero" t-shirt on, I think I mentioned it (and posted the pic) on here.
Anyway, he's travelling through to see my band on Saturday and was asking me about local accommodation so I gave him a few pointers, and we're gonna meet for a pint afterwards. He's a nice bloke actually, if a bit misguided in his love for Clash II.
Ah, yeah, I remember you writing about him and my desire for that shirt.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft