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Re: Hey Wally

Post by 101Walterton » 14 Feb 2011, 2:44pm

tepista wrote:Restaurant or Escort Service?

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You can tell it's fake, no one uses sheeps as the plural.

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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 15 Feb 2011, 8:26pm

I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 15 Feb 2011, 8:46pm

So the slaughterhouse tells me "I'll cut up a whole sheep and send it to you" so I say, well then a butcher might have it, and he says yeah. So I call the butcher, and he says "the heads come in clean like a skeleton head, except with the eyes"

So what the hell happens to the scalp on that truck!?!?!
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Flex » 15 Feb 2011, 9:01pm

You have a weird fucking job, tep.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by 101Walterton » 15 Feb 2011, 10:22pm

pssssst how many scalps youwant

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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Rat Patrol » 16 Feb 2011, 1:03am

tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

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Re: Hey Wally

Post by JennyB » 16 Feb 2011, 11:06am

Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Wolter » 16 Feb 2011, 11:08am

JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
I always assumed Monkey Assistant was in the office.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Rat Patrol » 16 Feb 2011, 12:12pm

JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by JennyB » 16 Feb 2011, 12:15pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
Wait, yours doesn't?
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Inder » 16 Feb 2011, 4:43pm

This thread is amazing.

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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Rat Patrol » 16 Feb 2011, 5:39pm

Inder wrote:This thread is amazing.
Google sure thinks so: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%2 ... 6&ie=UTF-8.

IMCT wins the Internet again. :scared:
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 16 Feb 2011, 6:51pm

Rat Patrol wrote: Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
Well, I'm not gonna post about the boring stuff that happens.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 13 Dec 2013, 11:05pm

This is a real life Aussie commercial from the olden days

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Re: Hey Wally

Post by 101Walterton » 15 Dec 2013, 2:45pm

tepista wrote:This is a real life Aussie commercial from the olden days

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Nothing has changed, still a bunch of rednecks!!!

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