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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Rat Patrol » 15 Dec 2013, 4:17pm

Inder wrote:This thread is amazing.

Sometimes a thread is a better read the second time around, years later. Like the top of the last page for instance.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 03 Oct 2016, 4:31pm

JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.

* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
Wait, yours doesn't?
Every 5 years, right on time. Now we want a giant sheet of pig skin.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by Rat Patrol » 03 Oct 2016, 6:22pm

tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
That's some bar you work at, tep. :scared:

I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.
Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
Wait, yours doesn't?
Every 5 years, right on time. Now we want a giant sheet of pig skin.
Thank God. This thread is barely hanging on in the Top 20 Google results for sheep scalp. Think how much wisdom will be lost on connoisseurs of sheep scalp and where to acquire sheep scalp if they were no longer delivered straight to tep's annual quest for sheep scalp for his boss' satanic rituals.
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Re: Hey Wally

Post by tepista » 03 Oct 2016, 6:31pm

When I google pig skin all I get is football (pointy) results. But i dont anticipate this one to be difficult, thats what chicherones are made of. My asian co-worker even says they have it at her market and she's getting some tonight.

I never did get that sheep scalp though. Looks like the anti-christ came in to power anyway.
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