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Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 11 Mar 2014, 6:06am
by Marky Dread
Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:16pm
by Dr. Medulla
An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:23pm
by Silent Majority
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:28pm
by Dr. Medulla
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:31pm
by Silent Majority
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:47pm
by 101Walterton
Marky Dread wrote:
Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.
Have they checked Mick's shed?

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:47pm
by Dr. Medulla
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:49pm
by Silent Majority
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:
I picture him glowering, slouched on his couch, wearing an unbuttoned, dirty 1980s tuxedo that no longer fits, drinking cheap lager, and muttering darkly to himself in a Welsh accent about his in-laws.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 8:52pm
by Dr. Medulla
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote: I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:
I picture him glowering, slouched on his couch, wearing an unbuttoned, dirty 1980s tuxedo that no longer fits, drinking cheap lager, and muttering darkly to himself in a Welsh accent about his in-laws.
Clicking on Amazon hourly to see whether copies of The Living Daylights are moving.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Mar 2014, 9:56pm
by Marky Dread
101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.
Have they checked Mick's shed?
Yeah but all they could find was some old geezer called Sean Flynn.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 4:13pm
by Dr. Medulla
An IMCT observation: Whenever I read Drew Magary's letters column over at Deadspin, I would swear it's Beaneater.

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Oct 2017, 10:55am
by Inder
Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.

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Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Oct 2017, 11:33am
by Marky Dread
Inder wrote:
23 Oct 2017, 10:55am
Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.

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Is that all? What are we doing wrong?

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Oct 2017, 11:53am
by Dr. Medulla
Inder wrote:
23 Oct 2017, 10:55am
Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.
Do you know how that compares to the average server?

Re: The IMCT observations thread

Posted: 23 Oct 2017, 4:17pm
by Rat Patrol
Used to be that bots who came bearing the right kind of yiff pr0n didn't even have to ask beforehand to bypass Inder's chastity belt and upsell us on their kitchen makeovers. Tastes change. :shifty: