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Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.
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An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
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Marky Dread wrote:
Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.
Have they checked Mick's shed?

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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:An announcement: The avatar gauntlet has been thrown at SM.
I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:
I picture him glowering, slouched on his couch, wearing an unbuttoned, dirty 1980s tuxedo that no longer fits, drinking cheap lager, and muttering darkly to himself in a Welsh accent about his in-laws.
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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote: I've never seen Zardoz, but I bet it's great. Now we need someone to get an avatar of an aged Lazenby at a podium, explaining how he hoped to get laid and his agent told him Bond wouldn't weather the seventies.
Or an avatar of Timothy Dalton doing … whatever he does with his free time.
"Judy! Judy, have you seen the good wrapping paper anywhere? Never mind, it was behind the laundry basket. I said, it was behind the laundry basket!"
:lol:
I picture him glowering, slouched on his couch, wearing an unbuttoned, dirty 1980s tuxedo that no longer fits, drinking cheap lager, and muttering darkly to himself in a Welsh accent about his in-laws.
Clicking on Amazon hourly to see whether copies of The Living Daylights are moving.
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101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Chuck wrote:Been off for a while, what'd I miss?
Malaysia Airlines MH370 has gone missing and one of the passengers was carrying the CtC master tapes.
Have they checked Mick's shed?
Yeah but all they could find was some old geezer called Sean Flynn.
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An IMCT observation: Whenever I read Drew Magary's letters column over at Deadspin, I would swear it's Beaneater.
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Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.

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Inder wrote:
23 Oct 2017, 10:55am
Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.

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Is that all? What are we doing wrong?
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Inder wrote:
23 Oct 2017, 10:55am
Since mid-August, there have been 2.1 million failed attempts to break into IMCT's server.
Do you know how that compares to the average server?
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Used to be that bots who came bearing the right kind of yiff pr0n didn't even have to ask beforehand to bypass Inder's chastity belt and upsell us on their kitchen makeovers. Tastes change. :shifty:

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