And saves. And quality starts. And lots of games against the Mariners.Flex wrote:Happy Birthday teps! May your birthday be full of intangibles and RBIs.
Happy Birthday Tepista!
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Happy Birthday! Tranny-tastic* and all.
*I'll leave the pics to more capable hands!
*I'll leave the pics to more capable hands!
Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
I looked like this:Wolter wrote:Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Those are my rapist-tinted aviators.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Then I stand impressed.eumaas wrote:I looked like this:Wolter wrote:Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Those are my rapist-tinted aviators.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
THANK YOU!
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore. I was on the wagon 24 days, fell off Saturday night to have a party and I'll be back on. So Saturday, I rode the bus to the bar with a tranny, and when I got off, I saw a 300 pound man with no legs. Having not drank in over 3 weeks, I got super loaded and kinda blacked out, which I never do. I don't remember saying goodbye to anyone, or taking a taxi home. Or getting home.
Tonight we'll go for crab legs, then come home and watch dvds.
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore. I was on the wagon 24 days, fell off Saturday night to have a party and I'll be back on. So Saturday, I rode the bus to the bar with a tranny, and when I got off, I saw a 300 pound man with no legs. Having not drank in over 3 weeks, I got super loaded and kinda blacked out, which I never do. I don't remember saying goodbye to anyone, or taking a taxi home. Or getting home.
Tonight we'll go for crab legs, then come home and watch dvds.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Kind of a sleazy, elitist duck hunter thing. I don't think there's a 1 in 10,000 chance that you'd leave your duck blind alive.Wolter wrote:Then I stand impressed.eumaas wrote:I looked like this:Wolter wrote:Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Those are my rapist-tinted aviators.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Not allowed?tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
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I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.BostonBeaneater wrote:Not allowed?tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
I fear hearing these things from a doctor:tepista wrote:I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.BostonBeaneater wrote:Not allowed?tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
1 - You can't fuck anymore.
2 - You can't drink anymore.
3 - You will be dead in 3 months.
In that order.
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I have a horrible fear that they'll take dairy from me.BostonBeaneater wrote:I fear hearing these things from a doctor:tepista wrote:I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.BostonBeaneater wrote:Not allowed?tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
1 - You can't fuck anymore.
2 - You can't drink anymore.
3 - You will be dead in 3 months.
In that order.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
happy birthday tep!
we got you a drunk chick!
we got you a drunk chick!
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
All the best Tep!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!
Remember the olden days when there was no such thing as lactose intolerance? At least I never heard of it til the 00s.Wolter wrote: I have a horrible fear that they'll take dairy from me.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak