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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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Flex wrote:Happy Birthday teps! May your birthday be full of intangibles and RBIs.
And saves. And quality starts. And lots of games against the Mariners. ;)
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Happy Birthday! Tranny-tastic* and all.


*I'll leave the pics to more capable hands!
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By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
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eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.
I looked like this:
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.
I looked like this:
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Those are my rapist-tinted aviators.
Then I stand impressed.
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THANK YOU!

I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore. I was on the wagon 24 days, fell off Saturday night to have a party and I'll be back on. So Saturday, I rode the bus to the bar with a tranny, and when I got off, I saw a 300 pound man with no legs. Having not drank in over 3 weeks, I got super loaded and kinda blacked out, which I never do. I don't remember saying goodbye to anyone, or taking a taxi home. Or getting home.

Tonight we'll go for crab legs, then come home and watch dvds.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, I went to a party at a crossdresser's house on Saturday night.
Yeah, well I'll only be impressed if you did so in frosted glasses and affected a pipe.
I looked like this:
Image

Those are my rapist-tinted aviators.
Then I stand impressed.
Kind of a sleazy, elitist duck hunter thing. I don't think there's a 1 in 10,000 chance that you'd leave your duck blind alive.
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tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
Not allowed?
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
Not allowed?
I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.
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tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
Not allowed?
I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.
I fear hearing these things from a doctor:
1 - You can't fuck anymore.
2 - You can't drink anymore.
3 - You will be dead in 3 months.

In that order.
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
I had to quit my job at the bar cuz I'm not allowed to drink anymore.
Not allowed?
I wish I could say this was being enforced by cops, but unfortunately, it's doctors.
I fear hearing these things from a doctor:
1 - You can't fuck anymore.
2 - You can't drink anymore.
3 - You will be dead in 3 months.

In that order.
I have a horrible fear that they'll take dairy from me.
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happy birthday tep!

we got you a drunk chick!

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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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All the best Tep!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Tepista!

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Wolter wrote: I have a horrible fear that they'll take dairy from me.
Remember the olden days when there was no such thing as lactose intolerance? At least I never heard of it til the 00s.
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