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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Silent Majority » 19 Jun 2018, 11:45am

WestwayKid wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 11:35am
Alright, being a newer member - I have to ask about story behind "Kaleb"! :mrgreen:
Oh, Kaleb Higson is a writer who posted here from 2006 - 2009. He's written a few books that went on the NYT bestselling list, my favourite was the unofficial sequel to the Virginian. He always seemed like a cool dude to me, but people teased him a little too hard about his liking Billy Joel. I think he left after a rant against the board which was later deleted, must have been pretty drunk at the time which gave birth to the Kaleb's Girlfriend meme. I think he's based in Nova Scotia?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by JennyB » 19 Jun 2018, 11:45am

WestwayKid wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 11:35am
Alright, being a newer member - I have to ask about story behind "Kaleb"! :mrgreen:
He's a real person who used to frequent this board regularly. He's an incredibly witty and brilliant writer and satirist. I have actually met him in person and he's a really good guy. To get a better idea, I would follow him on Twitter @kalebhorton.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Silent Majority » 19 Jun 2018, 11:47am

Oh, right, Horton, yeah.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Flex » 19 Jun 2018, 11:47am

He was 72 during the Dust Bowl, which is when he moved to California.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by eumaas » 19 Jun 2018, 11:51am

I used to fuck guys like him in prison.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Inder » 19 Jun 2018, 12:01pm

eumaas wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 11:51am
I used to fuck guys like him in prison.
will we read about this in The Salad Cream Diary

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by JennyB » 19 Jun 2018, 12:08pm

He did shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 19 Jun 2018, 12:11pm

He's basically Ranse Stoddard.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by eumaas » 19 Jun 2018, 12:15pm

Inder wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 12:01pm
eumaas wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 11:51am
I used to fuck guys like him in prison.
will we read about this in The Salad Cream Diary
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 19 Jun 2018, 1:36pm

eumaas wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 12:15pm
Inder wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 12:01pm
eumaas wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 11:51am
I used to fuck guys like him in prison.
will we read about this in The Salad Cream Diary
The Salad Cream Diary is Tropic of Cancer for people beleaguered by British food opinions.
I'm picturing Heston as a Bond villain with an insane global domination scheme involving toxic condiments. On his lap, he keeps a miniature Peter Criss whom he strokes.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Jun 2018, 2:10am

The two days where Inder changed his username to "Phil Collins" and let him twist in the wind with it were like a single dandelion of hope pushing through a crack in the pavement of the abandoned gas station of despair.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by 101Walterton » 20 Jun 2018, 2:33am

Happy birthday 🍰

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by CorwoodRep » 03 Oct 2018, 6:22pm

This was a nice thread. Thank you. You are all assholes.

Anyway, I must again reaffirm that I have done nothing wrong and I am happily married and living in Hollywood, California, where I write screenplays and feature articles and sometimes eat at whatever Mexican joints are the least likely to be frequented by other people who live in Hollywood, California and write screenplays.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by Inder » 06 Oct 2018, 1:09pm

Somehow missed this — happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Kaleb!

Post by tepista » 06 Oct 2018, 9:40pm

Inder wrote:
06 Oct 2018, 1:09pm
Somehow missed this — happy birthday!

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Ha, that looks just like him.
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