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janecrawley wrote:
08 Mar 2018, 9:52pm
metal detector accessories from got good quality and suitable price. Anyone in need? Please contact us.
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Protip: remove all of your victims' teeth while they're still writhing, or else somebody's metal detector accessories are going to pick up a gold filling from the shallow beach grave dug during the blood moon.

Unless you want them found...then stick an orchid blossom inside a crumpled Pepsi can lodged in the back of the throat. :ugeek:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Mar 2018, 11:47pm
Protip: remove all of your victims' teeth while they're still writhing, or else somebody's metal detector accessories are going to pick up a gold filling from the shallow beach grave dug during the blood moon.

Unless you want them found...then stick an orchid blossom inside a crumpled Pepsi can lodged in the back of the throat. :ugeek:
tHANKS FOR THE TIP mR. dIsALVO. :shifty:

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I thought this was Flex's birthday thread until I opened it.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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This is the name of the unreleased PIL album.
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