IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
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IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
A) It's never happened before and
B) It's old man Watson down at the office, busting my ass about the Anderson report. It's gettin' so I can't think straight let alone, you know.
B) It's old man Watson down at the office, busting my ass about the Anderson report. It's gettin' so I can't think straight let alone, you know.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
I think it's time we gave that young buck Williams a crack at the Anderson account. You can be there when we close the deal but I can't have a repeat of what happened on the Harris deal.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jan 2018, 7:03pmA) It's never happened before and
B) It's old man Watson down at the office, busting my ass about the Anderson report. It's gettin' so I can't think straight let alone, you know.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
Christ, Williams! That kid comes waltzing in here with his fancy Gulcher State University diploma and sweater vests and Watson treats him like he's the Greatest American Hero. The kid drives a Trans-Am, fer crissake! How the hell can I focus on my work when that guy's howling at my door?revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 9:59amI think it's time we gave that young buck Williams a crack at the Anderson account. You can be there when we close the deal but I can't have a repeat of what happened on the Harris deal.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jan 2018, 7:03pmA) It's never happened before and
B) It's old man Watson down at the office, busting my ass about the Anderson report. It's gettin' so I can't think straight let alone, you know.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
Hey, leave Meemz and me out of this.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
You two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30amYou two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
I learned all my business talk by watching Bewitched as a kid.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
You sonofabitch …. No, sorry, sir, I didn't mean that. Goddamn Anderson. I … I'm going for lunch early. I'll be at Scuttlebutts. I think Tara Part is dancing over noon hour.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30amYou two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
Its that kind of talk and attitude that kept you from making partner. I let you get away with it before because you used to be a top perfromer. I kept hoping you'd shape up but those 3 martini lunches are getting the better of you. You had a shot to settle down and get on track back when you met Carol. She was the best thing that ever happened to you but you screwed that up too chasing that cheap stripper tail.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:52amYou sonofabitch …. No, sorry, sir, I didn't mean that. Goddamn Anderson. I … I'm going for lunch early. I'll be at Scuttlebutts. I think Tara Part is dancing over noon hour.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30amYou two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
Are you threatening me? Cos I don't need that shit. I put in more hours in his hellhole in a week than you do in a month. Maybe if you Brooks Brothers zombies appreciated that the market is evolving and that's why we're struggling, you'd let me actually do my job in a way that gets things done. Instead of being wowed by that hermaphroditic weasel Williams. And don't think I don't know about certain transactions from the company accounts to a certain other account in St. Kitts. Barry told me all about it when he left to go get his PGA card.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 11:09amIts that kind of talk and attitude that kept you from making partner. I let you get away with it before because you used to be a top perfromer. I kept hoping you'd shape up but those 3 martini lunches are getting the better of you. You had a shot to settle down and get on track back when you met Carol. She was the best thing that ever happened to you but you screwed that up too chasing that cheap stripper tail.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:52amYou sonofabitch …. No, sorry, sir, I didn't mean that. Goddamn Anderson. I … I'm going for lunch early. I'll be at Scuttlebutts. I think Tara Part is dancing over noon hour.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30amYou two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
Ha! Its you who isnt changing with the times. Case in point the amount of hours you put in. The real work is happening on the golf course and the racketball courts not burning the midnight oil at your desk with a fifth of Scotch to drown your sorrows waiting for the strip joint to close so you can pick up some 3rd rate floozy to make you feel like a man again. Meanwhile Carol is trying to keep a stable home for Neal Jr and little Emma. Which cant be easy after losing her right leg in the accident. You do recall the accident right? You got tanked at the dinner to celebrate when you barely closed the Addison deal and ran the car off the road and left her pinned in the car while you wandered about in a stupor trying to get help instead of calling 911 and owning your mistake.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 11:47amAre you threatening me? Cos I don't need that shit. I put in more hours in his hellhole in a week than you do in a month. Maybe if you Brooks Brothers zombies appreciated that the market is evolving and that's why we're struggling, you'd let me actually do my job in a way that gets things done. Instead of being wowed by that hermaphroditic weasel Williams. And don't think I don't know about certain transactions from the company accounts to a certain other account in St. Kitts. Barry told me all about it when he left to go get his PGA card.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 11:09amIts that kind of talk and attitude that kept you from making partner. I let you get away with it before because you used to be a top perfromer. I kept hoping you'd shape up but those 3 martini lunches are getting the better of you. You had a shot to settle down and get on track back when you met Carol. She was the best thing that ever happened to you but you screwed that up too chasing that cheap stripper tail.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:52amYou sonofabitch …. No, sorry, sir, I didn't mean that. Goddamn Anderson. I … I'm going for lunch early. I'll be at Scuttlebutts. I think Tara Part is dancing over noon hour.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30amYou two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
And deapite what you think you could learn a lot from Williams. I see him making partner in the next two years.
As for what you think you know about some accounts based on what Barry told you, you know nothing and I'm confident Barry would back me up on this if he ever comes out of that coma he suffered during that skiing accident he had in Dillion Colorado.
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Re: IMCT: It's Time To Have A Frank Discussion About Your Horribly Emasculating Erectile Dysfunction
[Sweating profusely, hearing only the sound of pumping blood in the ears, goes to office and loads the rifle kept behind the file cabinet]revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 12:49pmHa! Its you who isnt changing with the times. Case in point the amount of hours you put in. The real work is happening on the golf course and the racketball courts not burning the midnight oil at your desk with a fifth of Scotch to drown your sorrows waiting for the strip joint to close so you can pick up some 3rd rate floozy to make you feel like a man again. Meanwhile Carol is trying to keep a stable home for Neal Jr and little Emma. Which cant be easy after losing her right leg in the accident. You do recall the accident right? You got tanked at the dinner to celebrate when you barely closed the Addison deal and ran the car off the road and left her pinned in the car while you wandered about in a stupor trying to get help instead of calling 911 and owning your mistake.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 11:47amAre you threatening me? Cos I don't need that shit. I put in more hours in his hellhole in a week than you do in a month. Maybe if you Brooks Brothers zombies appreciated that the market is evolving and that's why we're struggling, you'd let me actually do my job in a way that gets things done. Instead of being wowed by that hermaphroditic weasel Williams. And don't think I don't know about certain transactions from the company accounts to a certain other account in St. Kitts. Barry told me all about it when he left to go get his PGA card.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 11:09amIts that kind of talk and attitude that kept you from making partner. I let you get away with it before because you used to be a top perfromer. I kept hoping you'd shape up but those 3 martini lunches are getting the better of you. You had a shot to settle down and get on track back when you met Carol. She was the best thing that ever happened to you but you screwed that up too chasing that cheap stripper tail.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:52amYou sonofabitch …. No, sorry, sir, I didn't mean that. Goddamn Anderson. I … I'm going for lunch early. I'll be at Scuttlebutts. I think Tara Part is dancing over noon hour.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:30am
You two just keep looking pretty and have plenty of coffee on hand so Williams can get the Anderson account back on track. Rumor has it the Tate agency is making an agressive play for them. If we lose that account we'll need to make some steep cuts, starting with You know who.
And deapite what you think you could learn a lot from Williams. I see him making partner in the next two years.
As for what you think you know about some accounts based on what Barry told you, you know nothing and I'm confident Barry would back me up on this if he ever comes out of that coma he suffered during that skiing accident he had in Dillion Colorado.
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