Well, thanks, but lecture classes mostly suck. I always hated taking them and I don't especially get any thrill teaching them. Seminars are fun, tho—I prefer the interaction and listening to other people's interpretations. There are plenty of people here that would make my rock history seminar a lot of fun and generate good critical discussion.
(And nobody likes writing papers. I always tell my students that the reason so many writers are miserable people is because it's such hard work. If not for professional need to publish, I'd bet upwards of nine out of ten scholars would rather just research than have to do any writing.)