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Re: Happy Birthday Ratty.

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Belated thanks, guys. :D


So I spent my birthday at my cousin's 6-year-old's birthday party, since we're on the same day. They had a pinata and beanbag toss and lawn jarts and a swimming pool with inflatable toys. Best birthday in 20 years!!! Image

Except the jarts looked like this. . .

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. . .instead of the ones from my own precious childhood memories:

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:meh:


Also...everyone liked the 6-year-old's cake better than the store-bought one I had. So I had to take the whole thing home. It had brightly food-colored frosting balloons half an inch thick squirted all over it. I blacked out for 2 days after eating it and when I came to I was laying in a dumpster two states over.

Coincidentally, I read about this in the paper when I came to and staggered over to the Amtrak station in New Haven to purchase a ticket back home: http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc ... story.html























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Re: Happy Birthday Ratty.

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Rat Patrol wrote:Belated thanks, guys. :D


So I spent my birthday at my cousin's 6-year-old's birthday party, since we're on the same day. They had a pinata and beanbag toss and lawn jarts and a swimming pool with inflatable toys. Best birthday in 20 years!!! Image

Except the jarts looked like this. . .

Image

. . .instead of the ones from my own precious childhood memories:

Image

:meh:


Also...everyone liked the 6-year-old's cake better than the store-bought one I had. So I had to take the whole thing home. It had brightly food-colored frosting balloons half an inch thick squirted all over it. I blacked out for 2 days after eating it and when I came to I was laying in a dumpster two states over.

Coincidentally, I read about this in the paper when I came to and staggered over to the Amtrak station in New Haven to purchase a ticket back home: http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc ... story.html























:shifty: ³
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Re: Happy Birthday Ratty.

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That is the Rattyest story to ever grace this board.
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