IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Board-related issues and help forum. Announcements, too!
Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 May 2015, 7:03pm

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5310&p=292568&p292568#p292531
Flex wrote:I wonder if Fingerpoppin' has ever been played in someone's vagina.
Image

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 May 2015, 7:23pm

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2424&start=15#p67770
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: (i) That's the kind of liberal PC faggot candy that lets pedophiles run daycares.
(ii) Is he? With the X-Men it's always just a matter of time before they join up with Magneto. Besides, isn't he related to Mystique? Apples, trees, fall.
(iii) Abbot and Costello did not hang out with monsters—they were tormented by them, like all good people are. Also, just because Lou Costello was fat doesn't make him evil, you bigot.
(iv) I amend my original statement to specify permanent neck bolts. That also negates the Iron Man caveat.
(v) Granted.
(vi) No man is responsible for the Shopaholic books. You will never convince me of that.
(vii) He's a Martian. How many times have Martians invaded Earth? He's a bad guy who's doing good deeds for an ulterior sinister purpose.
(viii) When a hobo takes your Masters of the Universe lunchbox, you'll see that they are evil. Yes, you'll certainly see. Also, when they sneak on railroad cars, they force the engineer to use more GHG-creating coal, thus destroying the planet. That isn't evil?
(ix) Reagan didn't like baseball. He made shit up while broadcasting games. Those are the actions of a man trying to destroy the game.
(x) Hulk, Swamp Thing, and Man Thing all scare kids and smell—classic monster behaviour. Until independent confirmation is received, I call printer's error on the yellow Frankenstein.
I should mention that I secretly prepared for this contingency, and have just pressed the button on my "Automatically Win the Argument" device. So nyaaah.
I, too, prepared for this contingency—thought of it when I was nine and a hobo in a Frankenstein mask took away my lunchbox—and have flooded the earth with Wolterite, an element that reduces your arguments to pablum. Prepare to sound like an idiot!
Aha!There's where you've made an error! I foresaw this possibility, and had Flex replace your Green Wolterite with harmless Blue Wolterite, which only has the effect of making me more right in any dispute on monsters of the silver screen.
You may have foreseen that possibility, but I can assure you that Flex failed. My supplies are scattered across the globe and protected by billions of radioactive hornets, each trained to attack nerds on sight or smell. You would have been better off trusting Hoy for this mission, as engineers are apparently good at something kinda sorta like this.
Ah, but do you think I'm one of those villains that tells you everything and gives you a chance to stop him? Like Ozymandias, I had a counter-contingency that I've already put into place, the details of which would shock you if you ever were told it.[/quote]

My Wolterite is working! It's working![/quote]

Or so I've led you to believe.[/quote]

Even at your best, you were never that convincing an idiot. Check your shorts—there's a 58% likelihood that you've soiled yourself by now.[/quote]
Image

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Jun 2015, 11:29pm

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9096&p=341350&p341350#p341350
matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:How has Hoy not yet strutted in here and opined authoritatively on bowel regularity?
I've been eating fiber muffins all week and I had some blockage yesterday. It's a touchy subject this week.

Eventhough I'd feel like I was kinda doing a guy, I'd happily bang JLC.
Image

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Jun 2015, 11:35pm

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5744#p186358
Heston wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch
You're so English.....
Image

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Jun 2015, 11:42pm

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3873&start=900#p197718
Inder wrote:
[9:16pm] Inder: so...
[9:16pm] Inder: they dug up bobby fischer.
[9:16pm] banks: why?
[9:16pm] Inder: paternity
[9:17pm] Inder: ...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
[9:17pm] banks: Well dig up the corpses I say.
[9:17pm] banks: And throw all the babies in the dumpster
[9:18pm] Inder: sounds like something zombie bobby fischer would say.
[9:18pm] banks: What were the findings?
[9:18pm] Inder: He's dead.
Image

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 02 Jun 2015, 11:51pm

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=7058&p=246872#p246872
gkbill wrote:Hello,

The Blow Honkeys
Image

101Walterton
User avatar
The Best
Posts: 14810
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 5:36pm
Location: Volcanic Rock In The Pacific

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by 101Walterton » 03 Jun 2015, 12:28am

Rat Patrol wrote:viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5744#p186358
Heston wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch
You're so English.....
How did I miss the world's biggest Scotch Egg in that thread.

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 14574
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Jun 2015, 12:17am

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4401&p=130042&#p130042
Rat Patrol wrote:
RAGEBUGGY RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE
22:32 MAIMHOVERCRAFT MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIM!
22:32 RAGEBUGGY you DIRTY SLUT
22:32 RAGEBUGGY NOW WE WILL ENGAGE IN TENDER, CONSENTUAL SEX
22:33 RAGEBUGGY MISSIONARY POSISH.
22:33 MURDERHEARSE MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRR!
22:33 MangoStarr oh, you guys.
22:33 MAIMHOVERCRAFT HOVERCRAFT!
22:33 RAGEBUGGY tee hee
22:33 MURDERHEARSE GET IN THE GODDAMNED VAN!
22:33 MAIMHOVERCRAFT Who let the Republican Ramone in the room?
22:34 MangoStarr GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
The Bill Safire tributes keep on coming.
Image

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests