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IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

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eumaas wrote:She also muttered "hasn't had a hit in this decade."
But this is true.

I'm guessing she wasn't hot.
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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

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Kaleb wrote:I find it hilarious that the device goes over the head instead of through the legs, which accomplishes nothing but spraying shit everywhere.
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clashrocker wrote:No, seriously, I didn't know that Dylan was still living and I swear I thought I just heard that Art Linkletter died and I woulda thought he died thirty years ago, but don't kill the messenger. Didn't Dylan contract some type of bat disease and couldnt leave the house in the daytime or am I thinking of someone else?
It's a shame that all of the old folks gotta keep swinging it cause theres no young people out there representing the trade in the proper way anymore.
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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by tepista » 29 May 2015, 12:24pm

Rat Patrol wrote:viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6665&p=227287#p227287
clashrocker wrote:No, seriously, I didn't know that Dylan was still living and I swear I thought I just heard that Art Linkletter died and I woulda thought he died thirty years ago, but don't kill the messenger. Didn't Dylan contract some type of bat disease and couldnt leave the house in the daytime or am I thinking of someone else?
It's a shame that all of the old folks gotta keep swinging it cause theres no young people out there representing the trade in the proper way anymore.
Someone should make a Vampire Dylan comic book.
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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by matedog » 29 May 2015, 1:53pm

This thread is excellent.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 May 2015, 3:21pm

matedog wrote:This thread is excellent.
It's all about removing any and all sense of the original context, especially from threads where context was so very tenuous to begin with.
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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Wolter » 29 May 2015, 3:24pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
matedog wrote:This thread is excellent.
It's all about removing any and all sense of the original context, which was tenuous to begin with.
Given my swiss cheese memory*, it's fairly easy to divorce my sense of context here.



*Yes, that is a Quantum Leap allusion.
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Re: IMCT Random Post Funtime Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 May 2015, 6:24pm

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Anybody else see an ice cream cone in that emblem?
That's a cock and balls.
Yeah well, a cock and balls in an ice cream cone.
I suppose the common element is that you regularly lick both.
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Post by Rat Patrol » 29 May 2015, 6:30pm

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But yeah, this is the visual equivalent of what happened when I first listened to Dictator.
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