Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote:Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.matedog wrote:Oh come on, I kind of take offense to that. The only thing I'm noticeably into with having sex with men about in these parts are these Sprigsteen bands that I love so much. And whoever that E Street Band singer was that tep was mocking a few years ago. Though I think that falls into the 78-82 period.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote:Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote:Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.matedog wrote:Oh come on, I kind of take offense to that. The only thing I'm noticeably into with having sex with men about in these parts are these Sprigsteen bands that I love so much. And whoever that E Street Band singer was that tep was mocking a few years ago. Though I think that falls into the 78-82 period.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (i.e., Sammy Davis, Jr.).Wolter wrote:I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote:Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote:Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.matedog wrote:Oh come on, I kind of take offense to that. The only thing I'm noticeably into with having sex with men about in these parts are these Sprigsteen bands that I love so much. And whoever that E Street Band singer was that tep was mocking a few years ago. Though I think that falls into the 78-82 period.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!Dr. Medulla wrote:Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (I.e. Sammy Davis, Jr.)Wolter wrote:I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote:Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote:Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.matedog wrote:Oh come on, I kind of take offense to that. The only thing I'm noticeably into with having sex with men about in these parts are these Sprigsteen bands that I love so much. And whoever that E Street Band singer was that tep was mocking a few years ago. Though I think that falls into the 78-82 period.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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It's the Negro half of him that appalls me more, if that helps.JennyB wrote:Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!Dr. Medulla wrote:Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (I.e. Sammy Davis, Jr.)Wolter wrote:I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote:Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote: Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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I GOT CHUNKS'A GUYS LIKE YOU IN MY STOOL!Dr. Medulla wrote:Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (i.e., Sammy Davis, Jr.).Wolter wrote:I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote:Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.modskin wrote:Hahhah. Again, I think at the time that was created there was a lot of bitch bottom talk going on.matedog wrote:Oh come on, I kind of take offense to that. The only thing I'm noticeably into with having sex with men about in these parts are these Sprigsteen bands that I love so much. And whoever that E Street Band singer was that tep was mocking a few years ago. Though I think that falls into the 78-82 period.
Think of it as a Monica Lewinsky joke told in the present day.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. (C.f., French-Canadian)Dr. Medulla wrote:It's the Negro half of him that appalls me more, if that helps.JennyB wrote:Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!Dr. Medulla wrote:Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (I.e. Sammy Davis, Jr.)Wolter wrote:I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatraSilent Majority wrote: Isn't odd that a dementia ridden Frank Sinatra lived long enough to make a tired Monica Lewinsky joke.
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Or American South.Wolter wrote:Two wrongs don't make a right. (C.f., French-Canadian)Dr. Medulla wrote:It's the Negro half of him that appalls me more, if that helps.JennyB wrote:Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!Dr. Medulla wrote:Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (I.e. Sammy Davis, Jr.)Wolter wrote: I know I'm in the global minority here, but I got a surprising amount of schadenfreude out of that wrinkled, senile sack of shit's decline. #fuckSinatra
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Wrong, silly. That's just a redundancy. Like Hound Dog.Dr. Medulla wrote:Or American South.Wolter wrote:Two wrongs don't make a right. (C.f., French-Canadian)Dr. Medulla wrote:It's the Negro half of him that appalls me more, if that helps.JennyB wrote:Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!Dr. Medulla wrote: Quit saying stuff that I agree with. It'll raise the whole Thought Police thing again. The only thing good about Sinatra was Hartman's and Piscopo's parodies, and his role in The Manchurian Candidate. Otherwise, he was a lazy, tuneless singer who palled around with thugs (I.e. Sammy Davis, Jr.)
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I hate that I found that funny and that I understood the horrible regional logic to it.Wolter wrote:Wrong, silly. That's just a redundancy. Like Hound Dog.Dr. Medulla wrote:Or American South.Wolter wrote:Two wrongs don't make a right. (C.f., French-Canadian)Dr. Medulla wrote:It's the Negro half of him that appalls me more, if that helps.JennyB wrote: Clashy was right. You ARE an anti-Semite!
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This has such a perfectly hoyish quality to it. What a tragic universe we live in.
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...and you should see how it cleans up piss!Dr. Medulla wrote:This has such a perfectly hoyish quality to it. What a tragic universe we live in.
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Look how erect his thumb is too.Dr. Medulla wrote:This has such a perfectly hoyish quality to it. What a tragic universe we live in.
But seriously, nothing gets me hot and bothered like the sight of his stained, soiled white shirt and pants.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Anyone up for a Ramones Party? Former Ramones drummer Marky Ramone has recruited Andrew W.K. to front Marky Ramone's Blitzkrieg for their upcoming global tour dates.
Marky Ramone's Blitzkrieg carries on the Ramones with the performance of over 30 Ramones classics at each concert. And with Andrew W.K. performing those classics, you know they will come to party.
"I first met Andrew through a mutual friend and he told me about his party philosophy, which has also always been my exact take on life," explains Marky Ramone. "We went into the rehearsal studio and it just clicked. We had so much fun that we wanted to invite everyone to the party. I've said before and I will say it again, these songs are too good not to be played live!!!"
"When Marky Ramone asks you to be his singer, you don't even think about it. It's an automatic, YES," raves Andrew W.K. "I was intimidated by the magnitude of the opportunity – freaked out and overwhelmed – but I was also completely determined and focused – it's something I had to do. Even just the first rehearsal felt like an odyssey, but that's how you can tell the experience is changing your life. I've never had a more rewarding, humbling, or challenging invitation than this, and I'm serving the gods via this incredible sound Marky and his band created. There's never been better rock 'n' roll music made than this, and I will give everything I have to do it justice."
The tour will kick off in New York City on May 3rd and they will then head to Serbia on the 9th and perform dates in Italy, Spain, Russia, Finland, Greece and Germany before heading back to the U.S. for the North American leg this fall.
The American dates include stops in Washington D.C, New York City, Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles.
They will then head across the pond for dates in London, Manchester and Glasgow.
Tour Dates:
05/03 – New York, N.Y. @ Santos Party House
05/09 – Novi Sad, Serbia @ Main Square
05/10 – Rome, Italy @ Crossroads Live Club
05/11 – Zaragoza, Spain @ Actitude Rock Festival
05/12 – Valencia, Spain @ Rock City
05/14 – Saint Petersburg, Russia @ ClubZal
05/15 – E katerinburg, Russia @ Tele-Club
05/16 – Moscow, Russia @ 16 Tons
06/30 – Helsinki, Finland @ Circus Venue
07/05 – Barcelona, Spain @ Razzmatazz
07/07– Terra Vibe, Greece @ Rockwaves Festival
07/19 – Altes Lager, Germany @ Jamboree Festival
10/02 – Washington D.C. @ 9:30 Club
10/03 – New York, N.Y. @ Irving Plaza
10/04 – Boston, Mass. @ Paradise
10/06 – Philadelphia, Pa. @ Theatre of Living Arts
10/08 – Chicago, Ill. @ Metro
10/10 – Seattle, Wash. @ Neumo's
10/12 – San Francisco, Calif. @ Independent
10/15 – Los Angeles, Calif. @ Henry Fonda
10/23 – London, U.K. @ Electric Ballroom
10/24 – Manchester, U.K. @ Academy
10/25 – Glasgow, Scotland @ TBA
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Marky Ramone's Blitzkrieg carries on the Ramones with the performance of over 30 Ramones classics at each concert. And with Andrew W.K. performing those classics, you know they will come to party.
"I first met Andrew through a mutual friend and he told me about his party philosophy, which has also always been my exact take on life," explains Marky Ramone. "We went into the rehearsal studio and it just clicked. We had so much fun that we wanted to invite everyone to the party. I've said before and I will say it again, these songs are too good not to be played live!!!"
"When Marky Ramone asks you to be his singer, you don't even think about it. It's an automatic, YES," raves Andrew W.K. "I was intimidated by the magnitude of the opportunity – freaked out and overwhelmed – but I was also completely determined and focused – it's something I had to do. Even just the first rehearsal felt like an odyssey, but that's how you can tell the experience is changing your life. I've never had a more rewarding, humbling, or challenging invitation than this, and I'm serving the gods via this incredible sound Marky and his band created. There's never been better rock 'n' roll music made than this, and I will give everything I have to do it justice."
The tour will kick off in New York City on May 3rd and they will then head to Serbia on the 9th and perform dates in Italy, Spain, Russia, Finland, Greece and Germany before heading back to the U.S. for the North American leg this fall.
The American dates include stops in Washington D.C, New York City, Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles.
They will then head across the pond for dates in London, Manchester and Glasgow.
Tour Dates:
05/03 – New York, N.Y. @ Santos Party House
05/09 – Novi Sad, Serbia @ Main Square
05/10 – Rome, Italy @ Crossroads Live Club
05/11 – Zaragoza, Spain @ Actitude Rock Festival
05/12 – Valencia, Spain @ Rock City
05/14 – Saint Petersburg, Russia @ ClubZal
05/15 – E katerinburg, Russia @ Tele-Club
05/16 – Moscow, Russia @ 16 Tons
06/30 – Helsinki, Finland @ Circus Venue
07/05 – Barcelona, Spain @ Razzmatazz
07/07– Terra Vibe, Greece @ Rockwaves Festival
07/19 – Altes Lager, Germany @ Jamboree Festival
10/02 – Washington D.C. @ 9:30 Club
10/03 – New York, N.Y. @ Irving Plaza
10/04 – Boston, Mass. @ Paradise
10/06 – Philadelphia, Pa. @ Theatre of Living Arts
10/08 – Chicago, Ill. @ Metro
10/10 – Seattle, Wash. @ Neumo's
10/12 – San Francisco, Calif. @ Independent
10/15 – Los Angeles, Calif. @ Henry Fonda
10/23 – London, U.K. @ Electric Ballroom
10/24 – Manchester, U.K. @ Academy
10/25 – Glasgow, Scotland @ TBA
Ramone Tour Dates/Tickets
Ramone CDs, DVDs and MP3s
Ramone T-shirts and Posters
Ramone CDs, vinyl and rarities