That one just screams, "Spray the interior for cleaned up blood splatter."modskin wrote:
I used to have to take it out on the Grand Central Expressway to pick up printing supplies in Queens, and it was a goddamn cop magnet.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I could see Andrew WK driving that van.Dr. Medulla wrote:That one just screams, "Spray the interior for cleaned up blood splatter."modskin wrote:
I used to have to take it out on the Grand Central Expressway to pick up printing supplies in Queens, and it was a goddamn cop magnet.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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The nitro booster sounds like GEER raping Michael Anthony without lube. I win this poll.
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Has to be van Persie
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Holy shit, that's awesome. Holy shit, that's awesome.modskin wrote:This used to be my work van in Brooklyn. No shit. We let them use it for the photo shoot for $200, which paid off the van in full.
After it was used in the MIB book cover, it was painted over by the almighty Neckface, and looked like this:
I used to have to take it out on the Grand Central Expressway to pick up printing supplies in Queens, and it was a goddamn cop magnet.
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The passenger door was held closed with a bungee cord. When we parked it at night, I pulled it up against a wall so nobody could get to that door.Still216 wrote:Holy shit, that's awesome. Holy shit, that's awesome.modskin wrote:This used to be my work van in Brooklyn. No shit. We let them use it for the photo shoot for $200, which paid off the van in full.
After it was used in the MIB book cover, it was painted over by the almighty Neckface, and looked like this:
I used to have to take it out on the Grand Central Expressway to pick up printing supplies in Queens, and it was a goddamn cop magnet.
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I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?Kory wrote:-na White.
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You had me at "bungee cord".modskin wrote:
The passenger door was held closed with a bungee cord. When we parked it at night, I pulled it up against a wall so nobody could get to that door.
I genuinely can't express how insanely jealous I am of your experience of parking the guy from the State's custom-painted van with a door held together with a bungee cord. That is unreal.
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Never met a Vanna in my life.Dr. Medulla wrote:I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?Kory wrote:-na White.
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I used to be related by law to Pat Sajak.Wolter wrote:Never met a Vanna in my life.Dr. Medulla wrote:I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?Kory wrote:-na White.
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He strikes me as a pumpkin guts and cranberry pizza kind of guy.Kory wrote:I used to be related by law to Pat Sajak.Wolter wrote:Never met a Vanna in my life.Dr. Medulla wrote:I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?Kory wrote:-na White.
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_um_kin _uts and __anb_rr_ _i__aDr. Medulla wrote:He strikes me as a pumpkin guts and cranberry pizza kind of guy.Kory wrote:I used to be related by law to Pat Sajak.Wolter wrote:Never met a Vanna in my life.Dr. Medulla wrote:I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?Kory wrote:-na White.
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I'd like to solve. Gumpskin Outs and Joanborro Qijha?Kory wrote:_um_kin _uts and __anb_rr_ _i__aDr. Medulla wrote:He strikes me as a pumpkin guts and cranberry pizza kind of guy.Kory wrote:I used to be related by law to Pat Sajak.Wolter wrote:Never met a Vanna in my life.Dr. Medulla wrote: I remember when Wheel became stupidly popular in the 80s, there was a supposed outbreak of girls being named Vanna. They'd all be in their early 20s now, but I don't think I've ever met someone named Vanna. Anyone encounter 20-something Vannas?
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