If Music Could Talk

Can I ask you a personal question?

What are you into, sexually? Be specific.

Look, moncler...we have Google Feedfelcher. We have Sexcam!. We have Sean Michael's mom. We have Bernie Time ( ). We have every tranny, dickgirl, and LOLputee catalogued in spreadsheet form. We have hilariously cruel severed genitalia specimens stored in Bopst's cryo-freezer. We have access to bears and upright Steve's from Hoy's go-to gay. We have eumass:




We can set this thing up. And it will be EPIC.

Brilliant, Rattie. I would love to live inside your head if just for one day.

I defy you to prove this thread title isn't a Cocteau Twins b-side.

These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

Inder wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

matedog wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

Yeah so did I. One would think I was into tranny surprise parties if they checked my internet historic.

matedog wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

So Lisa Loeb, then?

JennyB wrote:

matedog wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

So Lisa Loeb, then?

Wolter wrote:I defy you to prove this thread title isn't a Cocteau Twins b-side.

Superb, Pt. 2.

JennyB wrote:

matedog wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

So Lisa Loeb, then?

It's unfair that someone that cute makes music so dull.

matedog wrote:

Rat Patrol wrote:These threads are always infinitely better shorn from all context of the bot's deleted first post.

I just assumed Kaleb wanted to know about our kinks. Mine is hot, domineering moms and eye glasses.

Urophage.

P.S. If I ever make an album, "Brilliant Brilliant Red Soles of the Christian" is going to be the closing track. It's gonna be twenty minutes long and full of atonal improvisation while I quietly read passages from the gnostic gospels. Think Minstrel Boy after you've been doing PCP dippers for three days.

Red Soles! The Christians wanna wear my red soles
Red Soles! The Christians wanna wear my red soles.

Kaleb wrote:P.S. If I ever make an album, "Brilliant Brilliant Red Soles of the Christian" is going to be the closing track. It's gonna be twenty minutes long and full of atonal improvisation while I quietly read passages from the gnostic gospels. Think Minstrel Boy after you've been doing PCP dippers for three days.

I can suggest some fine selections.