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Flex's Takes: The Beach Boys
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I do like a good Light Album joke.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I just spent way too much time google image searching to see if Carnie or Wendy had bodacious booties. Conclusion: Carnie- no, Wendy- probably not.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I was going to post something about this LP this morning! It is a bit overproduced, but so much better than anything the rest of the band was doing in 1977. Dennis made the most consistently good music throughout the 70's.
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Surf's Up is a great "what if" for me. It doesn't feature any Dennis songs as Dennis apparently walked away from the project over a dispute about what song should close the LP. Carl and manager Jack Rieley really wanted "Surf's Up" as the closing track. Dennis had brought "(Wouldn't It Be Nice) to Live Again" towards the end of the sessions. There was also conflict with Mike, who had turned "Student Demonstration Time" into his baby. My "what if" is what if Dennis had included tracks on the LP? It would have been better. I've played around with sequencing a new version of the LP:
Side A
Don't Go Near the Water
4th of July (a great unreleased Dennis track with vocals from Carl)
Long Promised Road
(Wouldn't It Be Nice) to Live Again
Student Demonstration Time
Side B
Disney Girls
Feel Flows
Lookin' At Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)
A Day in the Life of a Tree
Till' I Die
Surf's Up
This just lops off "Take A Load Off Your Feet" and I'm okay with that. The original LP ran 35 minutes, so this track listing still works for the LP format. It's also a nicely rounded lineup that gives every member a chance (or two) to shine:
Al: Don't Go Near the Water & Lookin' At Tomorrow
Mike: SDT
Carl: Long Promised Road, Feel Flows
Bruce: Disney Girls
Dennis: 4th of July & WIBNTLA
Brian: A Day in the Life / Till' I Die / Surf's Up
Side A
Don't Go Near the Water
4th of July (a great unreleased Dennis track with vocals from Carl)
Long Promised Road
(Wouldn't It Be Nice) to Live Again
Student Demonstration Time
Side B
Disney Girls
Feel Flows
Lookin' At Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)
A Day in the Life of a Tree
Till' I Die
Surf's Up
This just lops off "Take A Load Off Your Feet" and I'm okay with that. The original LP ran 35 minutes, so this track listing still works for the LP format. It's also a nicely rounded lineup that gives every member a chance (or two) to shine:
Al: Don't Go Near the Water & Lookin' At Tomorrow
Mike: SDT
Carl: Long Promised Road, Feel Flows
Bruce: Disney Girls
Dennis: 4th of July & WIBNTLA
Brian: A Day in the Life / Till' I Die / Surf's Up
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What if we sacrificed student demonstration time for literally anything else?
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It's bad and I'd love for it to go, but trying to play within the confines of actual history as much as I can, I just don't see Mike relenting on that one. It's the only track he "owned" on that LP.
Dennis had a couple more tracks that could have been used, but I think there would have been major pushback for including more than 2 Dennis songs.
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You could always check out Carnie's "adult magazine" appearance ...
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Bootlicker.
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WestwayKid wrote: ↑25 Jan 2023, 12:55pmYou could always check out Carnie's "adult magazine" appearance ...

Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Is 15 Big Ones the one with that ballad where Brian sounds like death? That's next on my list. Haven't even done Surf's Up yet. That biography just flew through the 70s when they were still cranking out an album a year, so it was hard to keep up.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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The singing on 15 Big Ones is generally poor. Brian sounds like he's smoked 1,000 cartons of Marlboros.
15 Big Ones was the beginning of the end.
They start out the 1970's still trying to sound relevant: Sunflower, Surf's Up, So Tough, Holland.
American Graffiti comes out in 1973, featuring several vintage Beach Boys tunes. Capitol smelling some $$$ releases the Endless Summer comp and a worn out, nostalgia wanting America laps it up.
That was it. It was no longer about being a working band, it was all about trying to recapture the nostalgia with album after album of crap with Michael Edward Love happily leading the way. He was suddenly "cool" again and there was no way he was letting go of that.
I actually think Brian had some interesting ideas on 15 Big Ones, but he lacked the focus (or maybe desire) to bring them to life. "Had To Phone Ya" could have been a good song, but it feels unfinished.
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Except for the wonderful, mad detour through Love You, of course.WestwayKid wrote: ↑25 Jan 2023, 6:13pmThe singing on 15 Big Ones is generally poor. Brian sounds like he's smoked 1,000 cartons of Marlboros.
15 Big Ones was the beginning of the end.
They start out the 1970's still trying to sound relevant: Sunflower, Surf's Up, So Tough, Holland.
American Graffiti comes out in 1973, featuring several vintage Beach Boys tunes. Capitol smelling some $$$ releases the Endless Summer comp and a worn out, nostalgia wanting America laps it up.
That was it. It was no longer about being a working band, it was all about trying to recapture the nostalgia with album after album of crap with Michael Edward Love happily leading the way. He was suddenly "cool" again and there was no way he was letting go of that.
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Yeah, but I also think like his work on 15 Big Ones, Brian wasn't committed to following through on those tracks. He had ideas, but lacked focus. Carl had to do quite a bit of work getting Love You to being acceptable for release.Flex wrote: ↑25 Jan 2023, 6:15pmExcept for the wonderful, mad detour through Love You, of course.WestwayKid wrote: ↑25 Jan 2023, 6:13pmThe singing on 15 Big Ones is generally poor. Brian sounds like he's smoked 1,000 cartons of Marlboros.
15 Big Ones was the beginning of the end.
They start out the 1970's still trying to sound relevant: Sunflower, Surf's Up, So Tough, Holland.
American Graffiti comes out in 1973, featuring several vintage Beach Boys tunes. Capitol smelling some $$$ releases the Endless Summer comp and a worn out, nostalgia wanting America laps it up.
That was it. It was no longer about being a working band, it was all about trying to recapture the nostalgia with album after album of crap with Michael Edward Love happily leading the way. He was suddenly "cool" again and there was no way he was letting go of that.
"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
"Rock on George, one time for Ringo." - Ringo Starr
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