Heston and Marky's Friday Top 5

[Marky Dread]

Seven minutes of your life that you'll never get back. You're welcome.

Make sure you wear the correct trousers.

[101Walterton]

I never touched you and you know it.

The shoe is finally on the other foot.

This might be a good time to inform you that I'm a uniped.

If the shoe fits...

This might be the time to let you know I'm Douglas Bader.

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

[Marky Dread]

The shoe is finally on the other foot.

This might be a good time to inform you that I'm a uniped.

If the shoe fits...

This might be the time to let you know I'm Douglas Bader.

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

I bet he left there legless every night.

[101Walterton]

This might be a good time to inform you that I'm a uniped.

If the shoe fits...

This might be the time to let you know I'm Douglas Bader.

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

I bet he left there legless every night.

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

[Marky Dread]

If the shoe fits...

This might be the time to let you know I'm Douglas Bader.

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

I bet he left there legless every night.

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

[101Walterton]

This might be the time to let you know I'm Douglas Bader.

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

I bet he left there legless every night.

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

You just shot me down in flames.

[Marky Dread]

Interesting trivia, back in the dark ages when pubs used to shut at 3pm I used to drink at a private club in London that was originally an RAF officers club. There was a sign in book and Douglas Bader was in there.

I bet he left there legless every night.

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

You just shot me down in flames.

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

[101Walterton]

I bet he left there legless every night.

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

You just shot me down in flames.

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

[Marky Dread]

That is a war hero you are talking about I don’t know what to say I’m stumped.

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

You just shot me down in flames.

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

I'm half the man I once was.

[101Walterton]

Alright don't keep dragging on about it.

You just shot me down in flames.

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

I'm half the man I once was.

Shoe is on the other foot now

[Marky Dread]

You just shot me down in flames.

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

I'm half the man I once was.

Shoe is on the other foot now

I was only trying to get a foot in the door.

[101Walterton]

I know it's enough to make you spit fire.

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

I'm half the man I once was.

Shoe is on the other foot now

I was only trying to get a foot in the door.

I’m gunning for your plain old puns.

[Marky Dread]

You haven’t got a leg to stand on.

I'm half the man I once was.

Shoe is on the other foot now

I was only trying to get a foot in the door.

I’m gunning for your plain old puns.

I'm only just getting started. Just dipping my toe in the water so to speak. I feel grounded enough to carry on regardless.

[101Walterton]

I'm half the man I once was.

Shoe is on the other foot now

I was only trying to get a foot in the door.

I’m gunning for your plain old puns.

I'm only just getting started. Just dipping my toe in the water so to speak. I feel grounded enough to carry on regardless.

Your attitude leaves me cold it’s not very kind nice

[Marky Dread]

Shoe is on the other foot now

I was only trying to get a foot in the door.

I’m gunning for your plain old puns.

I'm only just getting started. Just dipping my toe in the water so to speak. I feel grounded enough to carry on regardless.

Your attitude leaves me cold it’s not very kind nice

I can't stand this r-ejection.