Heston and Marky's Friday Top 5

[Flex]

Dead Kennedys - Stealing People's Mail

I had this on my list originally, but you posted before I had the chance to. Great song.

[Heston]

The Great Rock and Roll Swindle - The Sex Pistols
I Stole Your Love - KISS
You Stole the Sun From My Heart - Manic Street Preachers
I Fought the Law - Bobby Fuller Four
Bank Robber - The Clash

I once stole a guitar from a well known band. I was young and poor and it was just an opportunist thing and totally out of character. The band in question were also hardly law-abiding citizens.

Chuck Berry is god ugly fuckerrrrrrrrrr!
I'm going to guess the name of the band.

Nah, more famous than that. I actually revealed their name on here before, by way of giving a rhyme.

[Marky Dread]

The Great Rock and Roll Swindle - The Sex Pistols
I Stole Your Love - KISS
You Stole the Sun From My Heart - Manic Street Preachers
I Fought the Law - Bobby Fuller Four
Bank Robber - The Clash

I once stole a guitar from a well known band. I was young and poor and it was just an opportunist thing and totally out of character. The band in question were also hardly law-abiding citizens.

Chuck Berry is god ugly fuckerrrrrrrrrr!
I'm going to guess the name of the band.

Nah, more famous than that. I actually revealed their name on here before, by way of giving a rhyme.

[Marky Dread]

Am I getting close?

[JennyB]

Dead Kennedys - Stealing People's Mail

I had this on my list originally, but you posted before I had the chance to. Great song.

So great.

[Heston]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

[Marky Dread]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

[Heston]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

Well they were in a way. I'll PM you.

[JennyB]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

Well they were in a way. I'll PM you.

Well, i'm dying to know too. Was it Oasis? I bet it was Oasis.

[Heston]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

Well they were in a way. I'll PM you.

Well, i'm dying to know too. Was it Oasis? I bet it was Oasis.

I wish.

[Marky Dread]

Am I getting close?

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

Well they were in a way. I'll PM you.

Well, i'm dying to know too. Was it Oasis? I bet it was Oasis.

I'll give you a clue ...Kiss My Arse.

[Heston]

No, they weren't from the North East. A touring band and the incident happened in 1991.

Fuck it I wasn't even born in 1991.

I was somehow hoping you snaffled it from some old punk band.

Well they were in a way. I'll PM you.

Well, i'm dying to know too. Was it Oasis? I bet it was Oasis.

I'll give you a clue ...Kiss My Arse.

A proper lol

[muppet hi fi]

After Muppet Hi fi admitted nicking a Lou Reed album I thought we'd have a top 5 songs about stealing/getting nicked.
You're such an inspiration.



1. Caught by the Fuzz - Supergrass
2. Razzle in My Pocket - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
3. Shoplifting - The Slits
4. Burglar - The Damned
5. You've Got to Pick-a-Pocket or Two - Ron Moody [Oliver! soundtrack]


Feel free to confess to any crime you have comitted. Anyone admitting to listening to WBTCORNR will bypass prison and go straight to Dr. Meddulla's asylum for the musically insane.

Okay my confession is I once nicked Inder's wallet. When I opened it all that was inside was a piece of paper with a strange code saying I.O.U.I.M.C.T.

Thanks a lot, maaaate. I knew my nefarious and borderline felonious past would pay off handsomely one day.

Yeah, the Oliver Twist song is great, as is the whole soundtrack.

1. Stagger Lee - everybody & their brother, but Dylan's '92 version might be best/most complete.
2. Stay Free - Clash
3. Cops and Robbers - Bo Diddley
4. Easy Money - Springsteen
5. God Knows I'm Good - Bowie

I almost got nicked when I was about 8 or 9 I guess, stealing a tube of fake vampire blood Shop guy came running out after me as I was opening it (not sure how much dumber a kid could be), demanded where I got it, I named a different store, the dude looked at me as though I was too dumb to live (which has basically come true), took the tube and walked back in to store. The end.

[Marky Dread]

After Muppet Hi fi admitted nicking a Lou Reed album I thought we'd have a top 5 songs about stealing/getting nicked.
You're such an inspiration.



1. Caught by the Fuzz - Supergrass
2. Razzle in My Pocket - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
3. Shoplifting - The Slits
4. Burglar - The Damned
5. You've Got to Pick-a-Pocket or Two - Ron Moody [Oliver! soundtrack]


Feel free to confess to any crime you have comitted. Anyone admitting to listening to WBTCORNR will bypass prison and go straight to Dr. Meddulla's asylum for the musically insane.

Okay my confession is I once nicked Inder's wallet. When I opened it all that was inside was a piece of paper with a strange code saying I.O.U.I.M.C.T.

Thanks a lot, maaaate. I knew my nefarious and borderline felonious past would pay off handsomely one day.

Yeah, the Oliver Twist song is great, as is the whole soundtrack.

1. Stagger Lee - everybody & their brother, but Dylan's '92 version might be best/most complete.
2. Stay Free - Clash
3. Cops and Robbers - Bo Diddley
4. Easy Money - Springsteen
5. God Knows I'm Good - Bowie

I almost got nicked when I was about 8 or 9 I guess, stealing a tube of fake vampire blood Shop guy came running out after me as I was opening it (not sure how much dumber a kid could be), demanded where I got it, I named a different store, the dude looked at me as though I was too dumb to live (which has basically come true), took the tube and walked back in to store. The end.

That story sounds a real horrow show.

[muppet hi fi]

After Muppet Hi fi admitted nicking a Lou Reed album I thought we'd have a top 5 songs about stealing/getting nicked.
You're such an inspiration.



1. Caught by the Fuzz - Supergrass
2. Razzle in My Pocket - Ian Dury & the Blockheads
3. Shoplifting - The Slits
4. Burglar - The Damned
5. You've Got to Pick-a-Pocket or Two - Ron Moody [Oliver! soundtrack]


Feel free to confess to any crime you have comitted. Anyone admitting to listening to WBTCORNR will bypass prison and go straight to Dr. Meddulla's asylum for the musically insane.

Okay my confession is I once nicked Inder's wallet. When I opened it all that was inside was a piece of paper with a strange code saying I.O.U.I.M.C.T.

Thanks a lot, maaaate. I knew my nefarious and borderline felonious past would pay off handsomely one day.

Yeah, the Oliver Twist song is great, as is the whole soundtrack.

1. Stagger Lee - everybody & their brother, but Dylan's '92 version might be best/most complete.
2. Stay Free - Clash
3. Cops and Robbers - Bo Diddley
4. Easy Money - Springsteen
5. God Knows I'm Good - Bowie

I almost got nicked when I was about 8 or 9 I guess, stealing a tube of fake vampire blood Shop guy came running out after me as I was opening it (not sure how much dumber a kid could be), demanded where I got it, I named a different store, the dude looked at me as though I was too dumb to live (which has basically come true), took the tube and walked back in to store. The end.

That story sounds a real horrow show.

Yeah that was nothing. I ever tell you about the time I was 11 and embezzled (that's what my mom called it) $200 from my paper-route? My dad had to pay it back