Kiss vs the Dolls
Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
I think this thread is definitive proof that whenever Heston drunk-posts, they turn out to be the greatest threads in IMCT history.
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
The Hoy Hoy Hoy took Heston's baby away...matedog wrote:I suspect a drummer stole Hes' lady back in the day. That's the only way to explain his deep inferiority complex.Heston wrote:More of an achievement than rattling about on pots and pans and drooling, which is the sum total with most drummers.dave202 wrote:Would his leaving and their subsequent collapse count as a music achievement by a drummer?
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
Heaven's On Fire is pretty good.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
Drummers can't steal women from guitar players. They can only feast on the crumbs that fall from our table.matedog wrote:I suspect a drummer stole Hes' lady back in the day. That's the only way to explain his deep inferiority complex.
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I wish Paul Stanley had been on fire at that point.matedog wrote:Heaven's On Fire is pretty good.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote:Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
And yet you don't wonder why people are looking at you, crinkling their noses, and wondering why you smell like shit?Heston wrote:We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote:Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I think Heston smells just fine.Dr. Medulla wrote:And yet you don't wonder why people are looking at you, crinkling their noses, and wondering why you smell like shit?Heston wrote:We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote:Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I thought the 74-79 years were pretty fragrant.Dr. Medulla wrote:And yet you don't wonder why people are looking at you, crinkling their noses, and wondering why you smell like shit?Heston wrote:We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote:Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote:SighDr. Medulla wrote:you and your Animalize t-shirt.
How many times...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
[youtube][/youtube]Heston wrote:I thought the 74-79 years were pretty fragrant.Dr. Medulla wrote:And yet you don't wonder why people are looking at you, crinkling their noses, and wondering why you smell like shit?Heston wrote:We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote:Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.Heston wrote: Sigh
How many times...
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
I'm so glad my parents didn't name me Beth.Dr. Medulla wrote:[youtube][/youtube]Heston wrote:I thought the 74-79 years were pretty fragrant.Dr. Medulla wrote:And yet you don't wonder why people are looking at you, crinkling their noses, and wondering why you smell like shit?Heston wrote:We've had 40 years of KISS. For the fraction that I like, I'm just dipping my toe in the brown water.Dr. Medulla wrote: Until you admit that you can't just wade in shit; once in, you're swimming.
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
My wife's middle name is Beth
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Re: Kiss vs the Dolls
Can you hear her callin' when you're out all night playin' with the boys?tepista wrote:My wife's middle name is Beth
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft