If Music Could Talk

Heston wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 5:56pm

Wolter wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 4:23pm

Heston wrote: ↑

31 Aug 2019, 9:57pm

Shandi, what I should have drank tonight. A soft rock classic. Welter loves it, it's not just me.

Is this what happens when Paul Weller and I fall into a transporter together?

Deny you like Shandi.

I dislike it quite a bit, actually.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 6:52pm

Heston wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 6:30pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 6:22pm

Heston wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 6:13pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Sep 2019, 6:02pm

My money's on a clear and forceful denial. Any takers?

I have heard him say he likes it in the past. Pre-board crash.

I've never heard him say he likes anything more than "Strutter," which is legit good. "Shandi" is cold porridge and you know it.

Check his KISS review where he repented his sins.

On occasion, people get confused and say nice things to you, hoping you'll stop traipsing down the road to mouth-breathing insanity. Our intent is good but our strategy has been poor.

I was charitable to several songs, mostly simple rockers. I was never charitable to Shandi.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/kiss-pos ... re-2548215

Draining the pus build-up, I would guess.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2019, 6:20am

https://www.nme.com/news/music/kiss-pos ... re-2548215

Draining the pus build-up, I would guess.

Cock rock.

Phew, thought I'd been drunk posting again last night. Always a relief to see someone else's post when I open this thread on a Sunday morning.

Heston wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2019, 8:41am

Phew, thought I'd been drunk posting again last night. Always a relief to see someone else's post when I open this thread on a Sunday morning.

We've been meaning to talk to you about this. You've been really delinquent in your entertainment duties in this thread. I'm not going to write you up this time, so take this as friendly advice: When you get pissed, you're expected to post something embarrassing here. Now go tie one on.

Heston wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2019, 8:41am

Phew, thought I'd been drunk posting again last night. Always a relief to see someone else's post when I open this thread on a Sunday morning.

I played a gig with my band in a pub tonight, and the whole time they had a muted KISS gig playing on the televisions around the bar. I was annoyed at first but then cracked a smile when I thought this is the kind of thing that Medulla would love, some kind of divine retribution.

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:14pm

I played a gig with my band in a pub tonight, and the whole time they had a muted KISS gig playing on the televisions around the bar. I was annoyed at first but then cracked a smile when I thought this is the kind of thing that Medulla would love, some kind of divine retribution.

Sick pub management - how dare they conflate the brilliant Panic Report with KISS. Oh, wait...

muppet hi fi wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:40pm

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:14pm

I played a gig with my band in a pub tonight, and the whole time they had a muted KISS gig playing on the televisions around the bar. I was annoyed at first but then cracked a smile when I thought this is the kind of thing that Medulla would love, some kind of divine retribution.

Sick pub management - how dare they conflate the brilliant Panic Report with KISS. Oh, wait...

The Elder Report

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:42pm

muppet hi fi wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:40pm

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:14pm

I played a gig with my band in a pub tonight, and the whole time they had a muted KISS gig playing on the televisions around the bar. I was annoyed at first but then cracked a smile when I thought this is the kind of thing that Medulla would love, some kind of divine retribution.

Sick pub management - how dare they conflate the brilliant Panic Report with KISS. Oh, wait...

The Elder Report

You bastid!

Hello,

Apparently they failed with "the band tried to trademark the phrase ‘The End Of The Road’, to be used in connection with “live performances by a musical band.”". They should have tried to trademark the phrase ‘The End Of The Road’, to be used in connection with “live performances by a musical corporate entity.”

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Sep 2019, 10:14pm

I played a gig with my band in a pub tonight, and the whole time they had a muted KISS gig playing on the televisions around the bar. I was annoyed at first but then cracked a smile when I thought this is the kind of thing that Medulla would love, some kind of divine retribution.

Those tending bar grasped the key truth that the KISS spectacle is ruined if you have to listen to the music. The deaf are naturally positioned as ideal KISS fans.

Hello,

I don't know if this has been posted previously (apologies if it has!). All I could think of when I saw this was "How is Gene going to make money from this?"

https://wreg.com/2017/08/02/texas-calf- ... 85y8affGqo

gkbill wrote: ↑

11 Oct 2019, 3:09pm

Hello,

I don't know if this has been posted previously (apologies if it has!). All I could think of when I saw this was "How is Gene going to make money from this?"

https://wreg.com/2017/08/02/texas-calf- ... 85y8affGqo

By suing the rancher into oblivion unless they pay royalties.