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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Heston » 29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm

Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Flex » 29 Sep 2018, 11:18pm

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
in the very narrowly defined parameters of this question: yes. it would be preferable to seeing their hideous human visages.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Sep 2018, 11:27pm

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
The makeup provides a measure of sealant against all the oozing open sores, which while not much is better than the more horrible alternative.

I'm assuming the lady is already inebriated and/or unconscious from the roofie before this question is even asked, since there is no practical real-world way the entire sentence would be completed before the can of mace is emptied into the questioner's eyesockets.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Wolter » 30 Sep 2018, 12:58am

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2018, 6:16am

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I would hope to be a corpse in that situation, so it doesn't matter.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by matedog » 30 Sep 2018, 8:48am

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
In costume obviously.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by JennyB » 01 Oct 2018, 11:10am

Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by JoseUnidos » 01 Oct 2018, 3:34pm

JennyB wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 11:10am
Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
That's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by JennyB » 01 Oct 2018, 4:14pm

JoseUnidos wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 3:34pm
JennyB wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 11:10am
Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
That's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
Indeed
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by revbob » 01 Oct 2018, 4:27pm

Ill take option C. It wasn't listed but was certainly implied.

Option C: to murder them and incinerate the corpse.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Oct 2018, 4:31pm

Okay, per revbob, I wanna change my answer.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by revbob » 29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm

PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by WestwayKid » 29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm

revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by revbob » 29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm

WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by WestwayKid » 29 Oct 2018, 7:33pm

revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.
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