If they can pull in someone from Stryper or Dokken, I think they're ready to open for Chickenfoot.
I just looked up Dokken for shits and giggles and...nope. They’re touring, so they had to back out.
Theres too much of a market for shit hair metal these days.
Full confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).
I was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"
I hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.
I just looked up Dokken for shits and giggles and...nope. They’re touring, so they had to back out.
Theres too much of a market for shit hair metal these days.
Full confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).
I was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"
I hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.
Yeah I need to ditch the vehicle somewhere tbough.
This explains much about our man Heston.
