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The KISS thread
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: The KISS thread
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- Heston
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Re: The KISS thread
I wonder how long a Clash thread would last on a KISS board? I'm intrigued as to whether an innocent KISS fan has ever stumbled across this thread through an accidental Google search or something.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: The KISS thread
My stretch of posting KISS fan art might either mean honourary membership with the KISS crowd or a fatwa. Fuck, I hope the latter.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: The KISS thread
There are no innocent KISS fans in 2019.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
- Marky Dread
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Re: The KISS thread
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- Heston
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Re: The KISS thread
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: The KISS thread
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: The KISS thread
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: The KISS thread
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
- Wolter
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Re: The KISS thread
I’m waiting until you sober up for a translation.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: The KISS thread
Heston goes loco down in Alpoco.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: The KISS thread
Al Poco, Heston's grade three teacher who told him listening to KISS would leave him intellectually comatose.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- Marky Dread
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Re: The KISS thread
Hestons favourite new band.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- Heston
- God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
- Posts: 38356
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
- Location: North of Watford Junction
Re: The KISS thread
Nope. Not a clue what I was talking about.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
- Wolter
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Re: The KISS thread
Theory: Drunk Heston conflated me with Dr. Worm's Alpo thing.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"