The KISS thread

[Dr. Medulla]

If they can pull in someone from Stryper or Dokken, I think they're ready to open for Chickenfoot.

I just looked up Dokken for shits and giggles and...nope. They’re touring, so they had to back out.

Theres too much of a market for shit hair metal these days.

Full confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).

I was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"

I hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.

[Dr. Medulla]

My full confession for the day is I actually saw Korn live back in the late 90's and I can make no excuse for it.

To the 90s thread with you!

[revbob]

I just looked up Dokken for shits and giggles and...nope. They’re touring, so they had to back out.

Theres too much of a market for shit hair metal these days.

Full confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).

I was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"

I hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.

Yeah I need to ditch the vehicle somewhere tbough.

[Heston]

This is almost punk...



Almost...

[Dr. Medulla]

This is almost punk...



Almost...

Basic bar band rock, not punk (not even almost).

[Heston]

This is almost punk...



Almost...

Basic bar band rock, not punk (not even almost).

It's got the same amateur values and quiet desperation to it. Or I could be drunk.

[Dr. Medulla]

This is almost punk...



Almost...

Basic bar band rock, not punk (not even almost).

It's got the same amateur values and quiet desperation to it. Or I could be drunk.

I vote for "or." The quiet desperation is only among those who can't stop the video or hit mute.

[Rat Patrol]

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/

This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.

[Heston]

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/

This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.

I always knew he was a good bloke at heart. That being an asshole stuff is just his shtick.

[Dr. Medulla]

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/

This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.

I always knew he was a good bloke at heart. That being an asshole stuff is just his shtick.

Invictus, a publicly traded corporation described as "a Canadian cannabis, vaporizer and fertilizer producer."

Perhaps they figured they needed a true shithead to promote the brand.

[Wolter]

This is almost punk...



Almost...

Basic bar band rock, not punk (not even almost).

It's got the same amateur values and quiet desperation to it. Or I could be drunk.

I vote for "or." The quiet desperation is only among those who can't stop the video or hit mute.

True story: in college I took a music appreciation course and the textbook used Kiss as their sole example of a punk band.

[Flex]

I support this:

[Wolter]

I support this:

Yet another Kiss cover better than the original.

[muppet hi fi]

True story: in college I took a music appreciation course and the textbook used Kiss as their sole example of a punk band.

This explains much about our man Heston.

And possibly even you, Wolter.

[revbob]

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