Good call.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2018, 7:33pmThey just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.revbob wrote: ↑29 Oct 2018, 7:29pmThat's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
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LOL, not even KISS will play the 'Jortsville.revbob wrote: ↑29 Oct 2018, 7:43pmGood call.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2018, 7:33pmThey just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.
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They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
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Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23amLast chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pmI was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23amLast chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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*runs through the index cards*revbob wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 2:20pmDoc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pmI was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23amLast chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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For that, I'm gonna get me a ticket for Newcastle. Then you'll know what drunk is.
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Shit, this might be my favourite ever post on IMCT.
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.revbob wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 2:20pmDoc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pmI was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23amLast chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.JennyB wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 9:27amI was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.revbob wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 2:20pmDoc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pmI was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23amLast chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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A lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 9:47amA lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.JennyB wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 9:27amI was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.revbob wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 2:20pmDoc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pmI was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
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Yet also more miserable by the revelation.WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 10:03amA lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 9:47amA lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.JennyB wrote: ↑31 Oct 2018, 9:27amI was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.revbob wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 2:20pmDoc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.WestwayKid wrote: ↑30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
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