The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2018, 9:39pm
I want to have sex with KISS. They could show mr a thig or two.
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Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2018, 9:39pm
I want to have sex with KISS. They could show mr a thig or two.
This just in: Drunk Thag Wants To Be Shown a Thig
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Another walk of shame. :meh:
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2018, 12:21pm
Another walk of shame. :meh:
Maybe stop for a penicillin shot, dear, and try not scratch no matter how much it itches down there.
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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Just like Gene Simmons’ numerous STDs.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

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I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
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Very important to remember that Heston conceived of this tragedy as a means of promoting appreciation—of respect—for KISS. Talk about a parent looking at their fuck-up kid and asking where it all went wrong.
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Wolter wrote:
08 Apr 2018, 2:26pm
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
HIGHER THAN HELL
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2018, 4:23pm
Wolter wrote:
08 Apr 2018, 2:26pm
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
HIGHER THAN HELL
:lol:
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
08 Apr 2018, 2:25pm
This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Just like Gene Simmons’ numerous STDs.
:mrgreen:
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I feel uptigjt on a Satirday night
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 7:44pm
I feel uptigjt on a Satirday night
Got a little "Uh! All Night" on your rancid-Alpo-fevered brain?
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Heston wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 7:44pm
I feel uptigjt on a Satirday night
Here it comes.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Sober post for a change. I'm a member of a punk group on Facebook and I had a wry chuckle when I saw someone post this today...
Do you like KISS? I teach guitar and had a student attend for years and he has brought their songs to learn. Recently I challenged him to learn the entire catalog in order from the earliest to the latest. I'm really getting into Parasite and some of the early songs. They sound very garage and punk to me but well played with a lot of attitude. I'm surprised how much I enjoy the band. Anybody else here infected?
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